Sunscreen Developer Pillows

Summer Books, Skin Cancer and How to Cure It...

The Computer Bore

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

Back to work...

"Did you check the SPF, dear?"

"My mom programmed my toothbrush to follow me until I use it. It's cruel but effective."

Friday

"It's me. I'm calling in sick of it."

'Well, Mr. 'I don't need any sunblock', what have you got to say for yourself now?'

"Don't forget to put some sunscreen on your tongue."

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

Beach flirting

S.P.F. 1,000

"Well, what number sunscreen are you using?"

"What're you talking about? I love the beach."

'The boss said to get rid of all the pirated software before he returns, which will be in about five to ten years.'

Engineer on the move.

A gap between the solar panels

"What SPF sunscreen do you suggest for lying around in a sunny spot?"

Man sunbathing on the beach.

"I'm afraid you neglected to submit the proper development permit application."

Sun Screen Denial - I Don't burn...

'Hey, Birdbrain, does the word ozone mean anything to you?'

"Real estate values soar, cute boutiques proliferate, fine cuisine abounds. These are exciting times to live in Hoboken."

"George, I think factor 50 would probably be enough."

"Going to the beach with kids Sand in eyes, food, crevices Chasing after them with sun cream Frantically checking they haven't been kidnapped or swept out to sea Enjoying it"

"You're right. The sunscreen does taste like ranch dressing."

"Gnork invented the wheel, Shnorz invented the hand axe, and my genius paints lines and circles. . . what do you want to do with it? Maybe building something where you can look at cat pictures? Hahaha!"

Research -Development - Wishful Thinking

'A toxic waste dump? Great idea! I've been wondering how to spruce up the swamp.'

"It's out most advanced 'smartphone' the 'smartarse' phone!"

"They need to come up with an app that will locate your glasses."

"And Johnson here is in research and over-development."

'Please don't cover me with hot sand, Dear. It makes my skin so oily.'