Sunscreen Developer Prints

Summer Books, Skin Cancer and How to Cure It...

The Computer Bore

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

Back to work...

"My mom programmed my toothbrush to follow me until I use it. It's cruel but effective."

Friday

"Did you check the SPF, dear?"

"It's me. I'm calling in sick of it."

'Well, Mr. 'I don't need any sunblock', what have you got to say for yourself now?'

"Don't forget to put some sunscreen on your tongue."

Beach flirting

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

S.P.F. 1,000

"Well, what number sunscreen are you using?"

"What're you talking about? I love the beach."

'The boss said to get rid of all the pirated software before he returns, which will be in about five to ten years.'

Engineer on the move.

"What SPF sunscreen do you suggest for lying around in a sunny spot?"

A gap between the solar panels

Man sunbathing on the beach.

"I'm afraid you neglected to submit the proper development permit application."

Sun Screen Denial - I Don't burn...

"Gnork invented the wheel, Shnorz invented the hand axe, and my genius paints lines and circles. . . what do you want to do with it? Maybe building something where you can look at cat pictures? Hahaha!"

Pasadena Playhouse War

'Hey, Birdbrain, does the word ozone mean anything to you?'

"Going to the beach with kids Sand in eyes, food, crevices Chasing after them with sun cream Frantically checking they haven't been kidnapped or swept out to sea Enjoying it"

"Real estate values soar, cute boutiques proliferate, fine cuisine abounds. These are exciting times to live in Hoboken."

"George, I think factor 50 would probably be enough."

"You're right. The sunscreen does taste like ranch dressing."

'A toxic waste dump? Great idea! I've been wondering how to spruce up the swamp.'

"It's out most advanced 'smartphone' the 'smartarse' phone!"

"They need to come up with an app that will locate your glasses."

Research -Development - Wishful Thinking

Then the housing bubble burst and we lost our funding. Stonehenge Estates. A gated community.

'Please don't cover me with hot sand, Dear. It makes my skin so oily.'