Detergent Developer Pillows

'Do you realize that this is the sixth 'new and improved version' of our detergent and now we're back to our original formulation?'

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

The Computer Bore

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

"They grow up so fast."

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

Bright idea

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

'We manufacture micro computing circuits. We're looking to hire someone who can anticipate the next small thing.'

Back to work...

"My mom programmed my toothbrush to follow me until I use it. It's cruel but effective."

Friday

"What if, instead of the safe being filled with rawhide, it's filled with catnip and mice!" "No one will buy it." "Drugs and rodents? Who's our demographic?" "The Simpsons already did that."

GPC needs to make its new formula foolproof.

"It's me. I'm calling in sick of it."

"That new drug causes flatulence."

'Does it bother anyone else that our entire business is based on one questionable product?'

Superbug Research Go For It / Got it

"I need a simple fix. No one asked you to reinvent the wheel."

Now if we can just figure out how to use this to power that.

"What these product ideas lack is a little bite."

"I know R&D feels that the product warrants at least two 'really'."

"Are we overthinking this?"

'The boss said to get rid of all the pirated software before he returns, which will be in about five to ten years.'

Engineer on the move.

Food manufacturing industry in a soup.

The Ordered List

"How about this? We carpet the road and use the resultant static electricity to power our electric cars."

'So, picture a family entering church in their Sunday finest, They sit down and suddenly,,,'

'I know what we need to turn this around, a mindless product that will make money fly out of peoples pocketbooks!'

"Yes, they come out white than white, but when they went in they were blue."

'Now, for the hyperactive, we've come up with a lethargy drink.'

"Not bad, but it has a sort of plastic aftertaste."

"I'm afraid you neglected to submit the proper development permit application."

'It has everything... I love it!'