Sun Protection Gifts

S.P.F. 1,000

"Sunlight can age your skin...but there are other ways of protecting yourself."

'Well, Mr. 'I don't need any sunblock', what have you got to say for yourself now?'

"I knew I should have got stronger sun cream."

'As near as we can tell, you fell asleep under a hole in the ozone layer.'

Little girl drawing big sun puts on sunscreen.

"You should really wear a hat."

Emergency sunscreen.

'I tell you what, that Sombrero was a great purchase...'

"What's the strongest after-sun you sell?"

'I recommend SPF 30 and shade.'

'Harold is taking absolutely no chances on getting skin cancer.'

'I reckon that if Sun Bears were to use sunscreen, they wouldn't be endangered anymore...'

Camel carrying sun block.

Elephant-size sunscreen bottle

'Okay - who removed Jessica's sunhat..?'

Woman windsurfer wearing a sombrero.

'Sunscreen is a big ripoff! I put it on my snowman and he's still melting!'

"We come all this way to relax in the sun, then lug all this stuff to protect it from us."

"Wait! First put your cream on or you'll peel again."

"George, I think factor 50 would probably be enough."

"If you want to burn as a witch, be my guest, but I'm wearing sunscreen."

"Instead of telling you what happens when you don't wear sunscreen, just look at your dad."

"What's the best sunscreen for someone who burns easily?"

"I know you're anxious about the sun but he really will be OK with factor 50."

"It's the only foolproof guarantee against sun damaged skin."

"Well, what number sunscreen are you using?"

"Protection from UV radiation is very important....but I think factor 50 suncream should be sufficient!"

"What would you recommend for the ozone holes?"

SPF 45. Sun block.

They say in Watergate the cover-up was worse than the crime. I'm investigating a current, huge cover-up scheme. I'll be famous if I can expose it. Maybe I can get one of the conspirators to go on the record. Care to explain this cover-up operation you're mixed-up in? Yes, thanks, we're dermatologists warming folks about the risks of sun exposure. We're advising people to cover-up with shirts, hats and sunscreen. Not the type of "cover-up" effort you expected - No wrongdoing there. I need

Icarus, you are not flying anywhere until you put on some sunscreen.

Sunblock. I wonder what Icarus is up to.

How come you don't use sunscreen, nana? Who needs all those chemicals? Covering up works just as well. Plus I never know if it's on evenly. That's easy to tell. Right. It's where the dirt sticks. Bingo.

"It screams, 'I'm bold, proud, and require ample sun protection.'"