Sun Protector Gifts

"I don't want to get sunburns, you know. You should also wear sunscreen."

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

"Did you check the SPF, dear?"

'Well, Mr. 'I don't need any sunblock', what have you got to say for yourself now?'

"Don't forget to put some sunscreen on your tongue."

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

S.P.F. 1,000

"Well, what number sunscreen are you using?"

Desert Dermatologist

Little girl drawing big sun puts on sunscreen.

"What SPF sunscreen do you suggest for lying around in a sunny spot?"

'Okay - who removed Jessica's sunhat..?'

"George, I think factor 50 would probably be enough."

Sunblock

Australian baby with toys hanging from his hat rather than corks

'Hey, Birdbrain, does the word ozone mean anything to you?'

"The shell has a high SPF, but I still need sunscreen for the rest of me."

"You can tell beaches are closed - there's less trash."

Pass the SPF 20,000

"If you want to burn as a witch, be my guest, but I'm wearing sunscreen."

Hot weather brings misery to millions.

Elephant-size sunscreen bottle

"We come all this way to relax in the sun, then lug all this stuff to protect it from us."

'Glorious day'

"It screams, 'I'm bold, proud, and require ample sun protection.'"

Emergency sunscreen.

Sunbloc 1000

Woman windsurfer wearing a sombrero.

Snowman with Sunblock

Sun cream factor 5000.

"Suncreen's for the birds right, Oscar?!"

'Did you remember sunscreen?'

'Help! Help! I need suntan oil on my back.'

"I'd like to go somewhere with warm water, balmy breezes and no extradition treaty."