Outdoor Protector Gifts

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

The Environmentalist

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

"No Frodo, we are still many leagues from Mordor. This is from a wildfire by I-5 west of Bakersfield."

"I love you too, big guy."

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

How did THAT get there? Wash me.

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

Now I'm starting to get a little worried about this global warming thing.

Trump leaving

Evolution.

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

Please buzz off. That's my flower!

"Before vaporizing this one, we need to file an environmental impact report."

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

The Reason Ed isn't mentioned in the bible.

What the heck is wrong with people? These leftovers are perfectly good – and #5 plastics go in the recycling bin!

"Would it kill you to compost?"

Global Warming Coming Soon!

Igloo for birds.

"Yes!" "Excellent!" The Daily Bug City considers pesticides ban

A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".

'The environmental impact study is quite alarming, and this might just be the tip of the iceberg.'

"These latest surveys are very reassuring."

"That's an everblue."

"The sky looks blue because your protective lenses are tinted, dear."

Conservation bookshelf has a dead plant on top of it.

Deer against capital punishment about to be shot.

Look! There's a photo of our eco club's Earth Day actions in the newspaper! Sports. Power up the green machine!! I could use more copies. Me too. They're going to really power up my college applications.

'The workday comes to an end at the Audubon Society.'

'Thar she blows!'

"Now I'm just cleaning up."

Leaf Thinks: 'At times like this I'm happy to have a green job.'