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'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

The Environmentalist

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

"I love you too, big guy."

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

Trump leaving

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

Evolution.

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

Please buzz off. That's my flower!

"Before vaporizing this one, we need to file an environmental impact report."

The Reason Ed isn't mentioned in the bible.

"Yes!" "Excellent!" The Daily Bug City considers pesticides ban

Igloo for birds.

Global Warming Coming Soon!

A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".

"Would it kill you to compost?"

"These latest surveys are very reassuring."

"The sky looks blue because your protective lenses are tinted, dear."

Leaf Thinks: 'At times like this I'm happy to have a green job.'

"I came to save you, but everything I can think to do seems like it wouldn't actually make that much of a difference."

Conservation bookshelf has a dead plant on top of it.

'Thar she blows!'

'The workday comes to an end at the Audubon Society.'

Deer against capital punishment about to be shot.

"Now I'm just cleaning up."