Sun Safety Gifts

"Don't forget to use the sunblock, Roger. You know how easily you burn."

Sunbloc 1000

Desert Dermatologist

'Even with the impact of global warming I think Timmy would be safe enough with factor 95'

Sunbathers.

"Did you check the SPF, dear?"

'Well, Mr. 'I don't need any sunblock', what have you got to say for yourself now?'

"Don't forget to put some sunscreen on your tongue."

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

"I know we came in peace but these ones are already half cooked."

'I need a sun cream with a very high protection factor.'

S.P.F. 1,000

"Well, what number sunscreen are you using?"

Little girl drawing big sun puts on sunscreen.

'Okay - who removed Jessica's sunhat..?'

"What SPF sunscreen do you suggest for lying around in a sunny spot?"

Australian baby with toys hanging from his hat rather than corks

'Hey, Birdbrain, does the word ozone mean anything to you?'

"George, I think factor 50 would probably be enough."

Sunblock

"The shell has a high SPF, but I still need sunscreen for the rest of me."

Beach goer squeezes sun block tube and a t-shirt pops out.

Pass the SPF 20,000

"If you want to burn as a witch, be my guest, but I'm wearing sunscreen."

"For goodness sake Robert! Put some sun-cream on..."

How melanoma researchers take family summer vacations.

Elephant-size sunscreen bottle

Sunburn Smilie

Sunburned bird.

"We come all this way to relax in the sun, then lug all this stuff to protect it from us."

Couple sunbathing with paint gloss.

"It screams, 'I'm bold, proud, and require ample sun protection.'"

'Put some more lotion on, that sun's burning you.'

Hot weather brings misery to millions.

Emergency sunscreen.