Sun Safety Enthusiast Gifts

S.P.F. 1,000

How melanoma researchers take family summer vacations.

Sunbloc 1000

"More sunblock, Dad?"

'Even with the impact of global warming I think Timmy would be safe enough with factor 95'

"Instead of telling you what happens when you don't wear sunscreen, just look at your dad."

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

'Well, Mr. 'I don't need any sunblock', what have you got to say for yourself now?'

'See you in two weeks!'

"Don't forget to put some sunscreen on your tongue."

Beach flirting

'I need a sun cream with a very high protection factor.'

"Well, what number sunscreen are you using?"

Icarus, you are not flying anywhere until you put on some sunscreen.

'Typical it's cloudy all week, the the weekend arrives and it's too sunny to do any gardening.'

Summer Energy

Desert Dermatologist

"We need warning stickers on this side warning not to ignore all the other warning stickers on the other side."

"What SPF sunscreen do you suggest for lying around in a sunny spot?"

'Take a postcard, Irene.'

'I love us when we're tan.'

See? Those guys on chlorophyll just lie around in the sun all day!

Academics at the Beach: Professor Stints wears his patented total sun-blocking suit.

Man sunbathing on the beach.

"The shell has a high SPF, but I still need sunscreen for the rest of me."

Australian baby with toys hanging from his hat rather than corks

"Holy moly!"

Spring.

'Hey, Mom, you have a farmer's tan.'

"Sorry, honey, I used up all the sunblock. How 'bout we cover you in mayonnaise instead?"

'Ok, it's my turn to make the best of it.'

"Honey, you're not working on your computer? You're taking this vacation thing a little too far, aren't you?"

Pass the SPF 20,000

Beach goer squeezes sun block tube and a t-shirt pops out.

"For goodness sake Robert! Put some sun-cream on..."