Sun Safety Enthusiast Gifts

S.P.F. 1,000

How melanoma researchers take family summer vacations.

Sunbloc 1000

"More sunblock, Dad?"

'Even with the impact of global warming I think Timmy would be safe enough with factor 95'

"Instead of telling you what happens when you don't wear sunscreen, just look at your dad."

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

'Well, Mr. 'I don't need any sunblock', what have you got to say for yourself now?'

'See you in two weeks!'

"Don't forget to put some sunscreen on your tongue."

Beach flirting

'I need a sun cream with a very high protection factor.'

'Typical it's cloudy all week, the the weekend arrives and it's too sunny to do any gardening.'

Summer Energy

"Well, what number sunscreen are you using?"

Desert Dermatologist

"We need warning stickers on this side warning not to ignore all the other warning stickers on the other side."

Man sunbathing on the beach.

"What SPF sunscreen do you suggest for lying around in a sunny spot?"

'Take a postcard, Irene.'

Academics at the Beach: Professor Stints wears his patented total sun-blocking suit.

'I love us when we're tan.'

"The shell has a high SPF, but I still need sunscreen for the rest of me."

"Holy moly!"

Australian baby with toys hanging from his hat rather than corks

Spring.

"Can you put some sunscreen on my ankles."

'Hey, Mom, you have a farmer's tan.'

"Honey, you're not working on your computer? You're taking this vacation thing a little too far, aren't you?"

"For goodness sake Robert! Put some sun-cream on..."

'Ok, it's my turn to make the best of it.'

"He's so happy it's finally sunny and warm, he's been standing out here like that for hours."

Beach goer squeezes sun block tube and a t-shirt pops out.

"Sorry, honey, I used up all the sunblock. How 'bout we cover you in mayonnaise instead?"

"If you want to burn as a witch, be my guest, but I'm wearing sunscreen."