Sun Enthusiast Gifts

'I'd like to get my foot in HER door - the bedroom one preferably!'

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

'Well, Mr. 'I don't need any sunblock', what have you got to say for yourself now?'

"...Stop complaining if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

'See you in two weeks!'

S.P.F. 1,000

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."

Summer Energy

'Typical it's cloudy all week, the the weekend arrives and it's too sunny to do any gardening.'

"Well, what number sunscreen are you using?"

Back to school.

'I love us when we're tan.'

A gap between the solar panels

'Take a postcard, Irene.'

Rating the Sunset

"It's a belly button thermometer. When it pops up, I'm done!"

See? Those guys on chlorophyll just lie around in the sun all day!

Solar Power.

'No! - You can't build sand castles!'

'Don't you think your Jim has taken getting his favourite sun lounger as far as it can go?'

"Ok. . . who added the yellow?"

Sun Screen Denial - I Don't burn...

"Holy moly!"

"Oh, for crying out loud, Lou... just go in the water!"

'Looks like they were sun worshippers.'

Spring.

"Sorry, honey, I used up all the sunblock. How 'bout we cover you in mayonnaise instead?"

Tree's Tree Nursery. I'm off work. Let's catch some rays! You already have a great tan from your job! You don't need to go sunbathing. Oh, yes I do!

'Ok, it's my turn to make the best of it.'

"The sunsets here are amazing."

Do-over

Two piece outfits only.

'Hey, Mom, you have a farmer's tan.'