Sunshine Avoider Gifts

"I told you not to order the eggs sunny side up!"

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

Good News about winter

'Well, Mr. 'I don't need any sunblock', what have you got to say for yourself now?'

"Don't forget to put some sunscreen on your tongue."

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

S.P.F. 1,000

Excess Baggage: You send emails from exotic places just to make your friends jealous.

"Well, what number sunscreen are you using?"

'I've got it made in the shade. What worries me is sunshine.'

Little girl drawing big sun puts on sunscreen.

'Okay - who removed Jessica's sunhat..?'

'Hey, Birdbrain, does the word ozone mean anything to you?'

Sunblock

"I prefer the mountains to the beach. I feel like less of a cow.''

"George, I think factor 50 would probably be enough."

Australian baby with toys hanging from his hat rather than corks

Mr. Macho at the game... and after the game is over.

"The shell has a high SPF, but I still need sunscreen for the rest of me."

"If you want to burn as a witch, be my guest, but I'm wearing sunscreen."

4th of July and PTSD

"Apparently, my self-driving car doesn't like driving in the snow, because it took it upon itself to drive 1,200 miles to somewhere warm while I wasn't paying attention."

"It screams, 'I'm bold, proud, and require ample sun protection.'"

Elephant-size sunscreen bottle

'Any place that doesn't have snow.'

Beach Burger - without sand 75 cents extra.

"We come all this way to relax in the sun, then lug all this stuff to protect it from us."

Emergency sunscreen.

"I'm sorry, you must have me confused with someone that does yard work."

Snowman with Sunblock

Woman windsurfer wearing a sombrero.

'No, it's true, I've never seen snow... I always seem to end up going South for winter...'

'Did you remember sunscreen?'