Sunshine Avoider Mugs

"I told you not to order the eggs sunny side up!"

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

Good News about winter

'Well, Mr. 'I don't need any sunblock', what have you got to say for yourself now?'

"Don't forget to put some sunscreen on your tongue."

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

S.P.F. 1,000

"Well, what number sunscreen are you using?"

Icarus, you are not flying anywhere until you put on some sunscreen.

Excess Baggage: You send emails from exotic places just to make your friends jealous.

'I've got it made in the shade. What worries me is sunshine.'

Little girl drawing big sun puts on sunscreen.

'Okay - who removed Jessica's sunhat..?'

"The shell has a high SPF, but I still need sunscreen for the rest of me."

Mr. Macho at the game... and after the game is over.

"I prefer the mountains to the beach. I feel like less of a cow.''

Australian baby with toys hanging from his hat rather than corks

Sunblock

'Hey, Birdbrain, does the word ozone mean anything to you?'

"George, I think factor 50 would probably be enough."

"If you want to burn as a witch, be my guest, but I'm wearing sunscreen."

Sunblock. I wonder what Icarus is up to.

"Apparently, my self-driving car doesn't like driving in the snow, because it took it upon itself to drive 1,200 miles to somewhere warm while I wasn't paying attention."

"We come all this way to relax in the sun, then lug all this stuff to protect it from us."

'Any place that doesn't have snow.'

Elephant-size sunscreen bottle

Beach Burger - without sand 75 cents extra.

"It screams, 'I'm bold, proud, and require ample sun protection.'"

You're right. Winter in Florida sounds better every year.

4th of July and PTSD

Emergency sunscreen.

"I'm sorry, you must have me confused with someone that does yard work."

Woman windsurfer wearing a sombrero.

'Did you remember sunscreen?'

Lawyers don't go to the beach, because cats try to bury them.