Uv Avoider Mugs

'Forget the sunscreen on your camping trip, did you?'

'I beat the 5 o'clock rush... I leave work at noon!'

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

"Well, what number sunscreen are you using?"

"You couldn't just stop and ask directions, could you?"

L.A.: Still No Pro Football

'It's not flying I'm afraid of -- it's driving to the airport!'

'Every single piece of homework handed in this morning - there couldn't have been much on TV last night!'

'What SPF do you use?'

"Don't tell the boss, but I'm leaving early to beat the traffic."

'Oh, Goody, football - we'll be able to talk without feeling we're missing something.'

Oil man gets oil for his car directly from oil well.

Sunbloc 1000

'Why can't you do that while I'm on the golf course?'

Woman windsurfer wearing a sombrero.

Snowman with Sunblock

"Don't just pin this on me. You didn't want to kill the spider either."

'The one thing I hate about summer - great big moths coming in at night.'

How to Tell when You're Asking for Directions from a NASCAR Fan: 'Make a left, then hang a left, take another left followed by a left...'

'Joe doesn't like the sun... he prefers the shade!'

"I told you not to order the eggs sunny side up!"

Eggs Sunny Side Up.

Woman afraid of a computer mouse.

We'd like a very public table where she won't break up with me because she's afraid I'll make a scene. Menu. ? ?

"I've been down here 50 years, but you'd never know it. Staying out of the sun has kept my skin fresh, firm and wrinkle-free."

'Our company drone found you on the golf course yesterday after you called in sick.'

"Sunlight can age your skin...but there are other ways of protecting yourself."

'Is there a machine that's not in front of mirrors? I know what I look like...that's why I am here.'

Not yet started roamin'.

'You're going to ruin your eyes in this light!'

'You just had to throw the manual out didn't you? Big man can figure everything out for himself...'

"Never mind ultra violet you're not seeing the sun god wearing those!"

"I'm just trying to get through the rest of my life without buying another umbrella."

"I hired a ride service that specializes in avoiding traffic. We should be there in about 30 minutes depending on the wind."

'We have every artificial tanning method under the sun.'