Cruise Avoider Mugs

Kickstart their day with a mug that proudly proclaims their cruise-avoidant lifestyle. Perfect for the landlocked coffee lover or tea enthusiast who enjoys a good laugh every morning.

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Cruise Ship Infections.

Cruise Ship Infections. mockup

Cruise Ship Infections. mockup

Cruise Ship Infections. mockup

Cruise Ship Infections. mockup

Cruise Ship Infections.

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'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.' mockup

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.' mockup

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.' mockup

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.' mockup

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

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A tube of toothpaste doesn't reach its full potential until in the hands of a baby.

A tube of toothpaste doesn't reach its full potential until in the hands of a baby. mockup

A tube of toothpaste doesn't reach its full potential until in the hands of a baby. mockup

A tube of toothpaste doesn't reach its full potential until in the hands of a baby. mockup

A tube of toothpaste doesn't reach its full potential until in the hands of a baby. mockup

A tube of toothpaste doesn't reach its full potential until in the hands of a baby.

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'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?'

'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?' mockup

'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?' mockup

'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?' mockup

'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?' mockup

'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?'

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No need to be concerned, madam! I'm wrapped in cotton wool!

No need to be concerned, madam! I'm wrapped in cotton wool! mockup

No need to be concerned, madam! I'm wrapped in cotton wool! mockup

No need to be concerned, madam! I'm wrapped in cotton wool! mockup

No need to be concerned, madam! I'm wrapped in cotton wool! mockup

No need to be concerned, madam! I'm wrapped in cotton wool!

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'I beat the 5 o'clock rush... I leave work at noon!'

'I beat the 5 o'clock rush... I leave work at noon!' mockup

'I beat the 5 o'clock rush... I leave work at noon!' mockup

'I beat the 5 o'clock rush... I leave work at noon!' mockup

'I beat the 5 o'clock rush... I leave work at noon!' mockup

'I beat the 5 o'clock rush... I leave work at noon!'

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"You couldn't just stop and ask directions, could you?"

"You couldn't just stop and ask directions, could you?" mockup

"You couldn't just stop and ask directions, could you?" mockup

"You couldn't just stop and ask directions, could you?" mockup

"You couldn't just stop and ask directions, could you?" mockup

"You couldn't just stop and ask directions, could you?"

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'Here are the safety manuals you wanted'

'Here are the safety manuals you wanted' mockup

'Here are the safety manuals you wanted' mockup

'Here are the safety manuals you wanted' mockup

'Here are the safety manuals you wanted' mockup

'Here are the safety manuals you wanted'

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Pets are not only good companions, they're good excuses.

Pets are not only good companions, they're good excuses. mockup

Pets are not only good companions, they're good excuses. mockup

Pets are not only good companions, they're good excuses. mockup

Pets are not only good companions, they're good excuses. mockup

Pets are not only good companions, they're good excuses.

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"I prefer the mountains to the beach. I feel like less of a cow.''

"I prefer the mountains to the beach. I feel like less of a cow.'' mockup

"I prefer the mountains to the beach. I feel like less of a cow.'' mockup

"I prefer the mountains to the beach. I feel like less of a cow.'' mockup

"I prefer the mountains to the beach. I feel like less of a cow.'' mockup

"I prefer the mountains to the beach. I feel like less of a cow.''

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"I'm doing a Kickstopper project!" "What?" "I was going to write a book... but do we really need another book in this world? So... Kickstopper—people donate money to stop me from writing. I won't write it so I'll never ask you to read it. I'd pay money to not read your book. Thanks." "You're welcome." "I'm also starting projects to not start a band, not write poetry and not tell you about my dreams."

"I'm doing a Kickstopper project!" "What?" "I was going to write a book... but do we really need another book in this world? So... Kickstopper—people donate money to stop me from writing. I won't write it so I'll never ask you to read it. I'd pay money to not read your book. Thanks." "You're welcome." "I'm also starting projects to not start a band, not write poetry and not tell you about my dreams." mockup

"I'm doing a Kickstopper project!" "What?" "I was going to write a book... but do we really need another book in this world? So... Kickstopper—people donate money to stop me from writing. I won't write it so I'll never ask you to read it. I'd pay money to not read your book. Thanks." "You're welcome." "I'm also starting projects to not start a band, not write poetry and not tell you about my dreams." mockup

"I'm doing a Kickstopper project!" "What?" "I was going to write a book... but do we really need another book in this world? So... Kickstopper—people donate money to stop me from writing. I won't write it so I'll never ask you to read it. I'd pay money to not read your book. Thanks." "You're welcome." "I'm also starting projects to not start a band, not write poetry and not tell you about my dreams." mockup

"I'm doing a Kickstopper project!" "What?" "I was going to write a book... but do we really need another book in this world? So... Kickstopper—people donate money to stop me from writing. I won't write it so I'll never ask you to read it. I'd pay money to not read your book. Thanks." "You're welcome." "I'm also starting projects to not start a band, not write poetry and not tell you about my dreams." mockup

"I'm doing a Kickstopper project!" "What?" "I was going to write a book... but do we really need another book in this world? So... Kickstopper—people donate money to stop me from writing. I won't write it so I'll never ask you to read it. I'd pay money to not read your book. Thanks." "You're welcome." "I'm also starting projects to not start a band, not write poetry and not tell you about my dreams."

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Big bumpers. mockup

Big bumpers. mockup

Big bumpers. mockup

Big bumpers. mockup

Big bumpers.

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Wow, look what you've stepped in: Boy I'm glad I'm not the one having to lick it off...

Wow, look what you've stepped in: Boy I'm glad I'm not the one having to lick it off... mockup

Wow, look what you've stepped in: Boy I'm glad I'm not the one having to lick it off... mockup

Wow, look what you've stepped in: Boy I'm glad I'm not the one having to lick it off... mockup

Wow, look what you've stepped in: Boy I'm glad I'm not the one having to lick it off... mockup

Wow, look what you've stepped in: Boy I'm glad I'm not the one having to lick it off...

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'As a bachelor I have to wash my own clothes, clean my own room. The do it all again three months later.'

'As a bachelor I have to wash my own clothes, clean my own room. The do it all again three months later.' mockup

'As a bachelor I have to wash my own clothes, clean my own room. The do it all again three months later.' mockup

'As a bachelor I have to wash my own clothes, clean my own room. The do it all again three months later.' mockup

'As a bachelor I have to wash my own clothes, clean my own room. The do it all again three months later.' mockup

'As a bachelor I have to wash my own clothes, clean my own room. The do it all again three months later.'

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'It's not flying I'm afraid of -- it's driving to the airport!'

'It's not flying I'm afraid of -- it's driving to the airport!' mockup

'It's not flying I'm afraid of -- it's driving to the airport!' mockup

'It's not flying I'm afraid of -- it's driving to the airport!' mockup

'It's not flying I'm afraid of -- it's driving to the airport!' mockup

'It's not flying I'm afraid of -- it's driving to the airport!'

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D.I.Y ladder mockup

D.I.Y ladder mockup

D.I.Y ladder mockup

D.I.Y ladder mockup

D.I.Y ladder

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"They hired a cat to distract them from thoughts of change."

"They hired a cat to distract them from thoughts of change." mockup

"They hired a cat to distract them from thoughts of change." mockup

"They hired a cat to distract them from thoughts of change." mockup

"They hired a cat to distract them from thoughts of change." mockup

"They hired a cat to distract them from thoughts of change."

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'Open wide.' 'Your wallet.'

'Open wide.' 'Your wallet.' mockup

'Open wide.' 'Your wallet.' mockup

'Open wide.' 'Your wallet.' mockup

'Open wide.' 'Your wallet.' mockup

'Open wide.' 'Your wallet.'

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"Wow. That guy on psychic chat line is really good. He told me our next phone bill would be bigger than usual!"

"Wow. That guy on psychic chat line is really good. He told me our next phone bill would be bigger than usual!" mockup

"Wow. That guy on psychic chat line is really good. He told me our next phone bill would be bigger than usual!" mockup

"Wow. That guy on psychic chat line is really good. He told me our next phone bill would be bigger than usual!" mockup

"Wow. That guy on psychic chat line is really good. He told me our next phone bill would be bigger than usual!" mockup

"Wow. That guy on psychic chat line is really good. He told me our next phone bill would be bigger than usual!"

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"It's a great invention, but what if it leads to UTILITY BILLS?"

"It's a great invention, but what if it leads to UTILITY BILLS?" mockup

"It's a great invention, but what if it leads to UTILITY BILLS?" mockup

"It's a great invention, but what if it leads to UTILITY BILLS?" mockup

"It's a great invention, but what if it leads to UTILITY BILLS?" mockup

"It's a great invention, but what if it leads to UTILITY BILLS?"

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"Don't tell the boss, but I'm leaving early to beat the traffic."

"Don't tell the boss, but I'm leaving early to beat the traffic." mockup

"Don't tell the boss, but I'm leaving early to beat the traffic." mockup

"Don't tell the boss, but I'm leaving early to beat the traffic." mockup

"Don't tell the boss, but I'm leaving early to beat the traffic." mockup

"Don't tell the boss, but I'm leaving early to beat the traffic."

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Danger Signs. mockup

Danger Signs. mockup

Danger Signs. mockup

Danger Signs. mockup

Danger Signs.

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"My doctor told me to avoid any unecessary stress, so I didn't open his bill."

"My doctor told me to avoid any unecessary stress, so I didn't open his bill." mockup

"My doctor told me to avoid any unecessary stress, so I didn't open his bill." mockup

"My doctor told me to avoid any unecessary stress, so I didn't open his bill." mockup

"My doctor told me to avoid any unecessary stress, so I didn't open his bill." mockup

"My doctor told me to avoid any unecessary stress, so I didn't open his bill."

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'Been coming here for years and never bumped into anyone who knows me . . . weird!'

'Been coming here for years and never bumped into anyone who knows me . . . weird!' mockup

'Been coming here for years and never bumped into anyone who knows me . . . weird!' mockup

'Been coming here for years and never bumped into anyone who knows me . . . weird!' mockup

'Been coming here for years and never bumped into anyone who knows me . . . weird!' mockup

'Been coming here for years and never bumped into anyone who knows me . . . weird!'

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Lawyers don't go to the beach, because cats try to bury them.

Lawyers don't go to the beach, because cats try to bury them. mockup

Lawyers don't go to the beach, because cats try to bury them. mockup

Lawyers don't go to the beach, because cats try to bury them. mockup

Lawyers don't go to the beach, because cats try to bury them. mockup

Lawyers don't go to the beach, because cats try to bury them.

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"But this is the way we've always done it."

"But this is the way we've always done it." mockup

"But this is the way we've always done it." mockup

"But this is the way we've always done it." mockup

"But this is the way we've always done it." mockup

"But this is the way we've always done it."

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'Joe doesn't like the sun... he prefers the shade!'

'Joe doesn't like the sun... he prefers the shade!' mockup

'Joe doesn't like the sun... he prefers the shade!' mockup

'Joe doesn't like the sun... he prefers the shade!' mockup

'Joe doesn't like the sun... he prefers the shade!' mockup

'Joe doesn't like the sun... he prefers the shade!'

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"I told you not to order the eggs sunny side up!"

"I told you not to order the eggs sunny side up!" mockup

"I told you not to order the eggs sunny side up!" mockup

"I told you not to order the eggs sunny side up!" mockup

"I told you not to order the eggs sunny side up!" mockup

"I told you not to order the eggs sunny side up!"

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"This? Oh it's to catch cyclists who ride on the pavement."

"This? Oh it's to catch cyclists who ride on the pavement." mockup

"This? Oh it's to catch cyclists who ride on the pavement." mockup

"This? Oh it's to catch cyclists who ride on the pavement." mockup

"This? Oh it's to catch cyclists who ride on the pavement." mockup

"This? Oh it's to catch cyclists who ride on the pavement."

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"I've been down here 50 years, but you'd never know it. Staying out of the sun has kept my skin fresh, firm and wrinkle-free."

"I've been down here 50 years, but you'd never know it. Staying out of the sun has kept my skin fresh, firm and wrinkle-free." mockup

"I've been down here 50 years, but you'd never know it. Staying out of the sun has kept my skin fresh, firm and wrinkle-free." mockup

"I've been down here 50 years, but you'd never know it. Staying out of the sun has kept my skin fresh, firm and wrinkle-free." mockup

"I've been down here 50 years, but you'd never know it. Staying out of the sun has kept my skin fresh, firm and wrinkle-free." mockup

"I've been down here 50 years, but you'd never know it. Staying out of the sun has kept my skin fresh, firm and wrinkle-free."

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'Hi, we'd like 2 orders of the codfish with mixed vegetables - only without the codfish - we've got our own.'

'Hi, we'd like 2 orders of the codfish with mixed vegetables - only without the codfish - we've got our own.' mockup

'Hi, we'd like 2 orders of the codfish with mixed vegetables - only without the codfish - we've got our own.' mockup

'Hi, we'd like 2 orders of the codfish with mixed vegetables - only without the codfish - we've got our own.' mockup

'Hi, we'd like 2 orders of the codfish with mixed vegetables - only without the codfish - we've got our own.' mockup

'Hi, we'd like 2 orders of the codfish with mixed vegetables - only without the codfish - we've got our own.'

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Cruise Avoider Mugs Collection

Cruise Avoider Pillows

Find cozy pillows that add a touch of fun and personality for cruise avoiders to relax with.

Cruise Avoider Prints

Browse our prints to decorate their space with humorous artwork that speaks to their love of avoiding cruises.

Cruise Avoider T-Shirts

Check out our t-shirt selection that humorously celebrates staying on land instead of hitting the high seas.