Sunburn Awareness Gifts

'Darn! I forgot the sun block!'

'Well, Mr. 'I don't need any sunblock', what have you got to say for yourself now?'

"Don't forget to put some sunscreen on your tongue."

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

"I know we came in peace but these ones are already half cooked."

'I need a sun cream with a very high protection factor.'

S.P.F. 1,000

"Well, what number sunscreen are you using?"

Desert Dermatologist

Little girl drawing big sun puts on sunscreen.

'Okay - who removed Jessica's sunhat..?'

"What SPF sunscreen do you suggest for lying around in a sunny spot?"

"George, I think factor 50 would probably be enough."

Sunblock

Australian baby with toys hanging from his hat rather than corks

'Hey, Birdbrain, does the word ozone mean anything to you?'

"The shell has a high SPF, but I still need sunscreen for the rest of me."

'The sun lounge book of melanomas.'

Relief for America in the Heat.

"For goodness sake Robert! Put some sun-cream on..."

"If you want to burn as a witch, be my guest, but I'm wearing sunscreen."

Beach goer squeezes sun block tube and a t-shirt pops out.

'Don't come crying to me, son. I told you you'd turn into a lobster if you stayed out in the sun all day.'

How melanoma researchers take family summer vacations.

"Sorry sir - our sun screen only goes up to Factor - 100..."

"We come all this way to relax in the sun, then lug all this stuff to protect it from us."

Sunburned bird.

Elephant-size sunscreen bottle

Sunburn Smilie

'Put some more lotion on, that sun's burning you.'

"It screams, 'I'm bold, proud, and require ample sun protection.'"

Couple sunbathing with paint gloss.

Emergency sunscreen.

Woman windsurfer wearing a sombrero.