Sunburn Victim Gifts

"If we get rid of this, we should be alright"

Barbeque Casualty.

"Don't forget to put some sunscreen on your tongue."

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

"I know we came in peace but these ones are already half cooked."

S.P.F. 1,000

Desert Dermatologist

'I've got it made in the shade. What worries me is sunshine.'

"The shell has a high SPF, but I still need sunscreen for the rest of me."

Australian baby with toys hanging from his hat rather than corks

'I think you have to come to terms with the fact that I'm just an hallucination, probably caused by severe dehydration.'

"For goodness sake Robert! Put some sun-cream on..."

'Don't come crying to me, son. I told you you'd turn into a lobster if you stayed out in the sun all day.'

'Some two-year-old is marking the pool for himself.'

Beach goer squeezes sun block tube and a t-shirt pops out.

How melanoma researchers take family summer vacations.

'Put some more lotion on, that sun's burning you.'

Sunburn Smilie

'He's a survivor.'

Clancy: Thick Flies

A crab concerned about getting sunburnt.

Sunbloc 1000

"Yeah, I'm just tired of the whole sunscreen thing."

Florida Wildlife Today's Featured Species is the Old Goat

He drifted for months, with nothing to sustain him but a single pina colada and enormous love handles.

Woman windsurfer wearing a sombrero.

"Skin cancer. . . terrorism, I'm not taking any chances!"

'This is our highest factor sun cream. It comes with a free application trowel.'

'I know you burn easily, Howard, but you look ridiculous walking around with that condom on!'

Man's T-shirt says: 'PROTECT YOUR EYES: Never look directly at pale legs,'

'You may need more red paint -- I got sunburned over the weekend.'

'Caught the sun?'

Elephant with a large tub of sunscreen.

'You don't see any for hours, then three come along at once.'