Sunburn Victim Gifts

"If we get rid of this, we should be alright"

Barbeque Casualty.

"Don't forget to put some sunscreen on your tongue."

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

"I know we came in peace but these ones are already half cooked."

S.P.F. 1,000

Icarus, you are not flying anywhere until you put on some sunscreen.

Desert Dermatologist

'I've got it made in the shade. What worries me is sunshine.'

"The shell has a high SPF, but I still need sunscreen for the rest of me."

Australian baby with toys hanging from his hat rather than corks

'I think you have to come to terms with the fact that I'm just an hallucination, probably caused by severe dehydration.'

'Don't come crying to me, son. I told you you'd turn into a lobster if you stayed out in the sun all day.'

"For goodness sake Robert! Put some sun-cream on..."

Beach goer squeezes sun block tube and a t-shirt pops out.

'Some two-year-old is marking the pool for himself.'

How melanoma researchers take family summer vacations.

Sunburn Smilie

'Put some more lotion on, that sun's burning you.'

'He's a survivor.'

Woman windsurfer wearing a sombrero.

He drifted for months, with nothing to sustain him but a single pina colada and enormous love handles.

Clancy: Thick Flies

Sunbloc 1000

A crab concerned about getting sunburnt.

"Yeah, I'm just tired of the whole sunscreen thing."

Florida Wildlife Today's Featured Species is the Old Goat

'Caught the sun?'

"More sunblock, Dad?"

Man's T-shirt says: 'PROTECT YOUR EYES: Never look directly at pale legs,'

Elephant with a large tub of sunscreen.

"Skin cancer. . . terrorism, I'm not taking any chances!"

'Darn! I forgot the sun block!'

Sun Block. (Ant relaxes on towel placed on beach. Bottle of sun block provides shade.)

'This is our highest factor sun cream. It comes with a free application trowel.'