Sunbather Suffering Gifts

'I think you have to come to terms with the fact that I'm just an hallucination, probably caused by severe dehydration.'

Working Holiday

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

Businessman in suit on beach with financial report and eyes cut out viewing impending storm.

"As some of you may have guessed I got yesterday's sunburn factor wrong!"

"...Stop complaining if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."

Hen, pig and cow sunbathing turn into fried egg,bacon and burger.

A gap between the solar panels

Monk on the beach

Here is our spot, I sink, Helga.

'Don't you think your Jim has taken getting his favourite sun lounger as far as it can go?'

"Touch of the sun my foot! You've been sneaking off to the pub again, haven't you?"

Some of my Favourite Things....Things you absolutely cannot do when you have kids.

Thru The Eyes Of A Lifeguard.

The Sun Bather

'Oh my God! HONEY look! There's a HUGE SHIP running aground!'

Vacation on the Moon.

Bed of Nails on Holiday

Plays well with other people's $.

BBQ equipment arriving on a desert island with a cow and man sunbathing.

"No, really, Dad...the sun is better over here."

'Oh it is nice to get away from it all.'

"Here's a good spot, Hon."

'Don't come crying to me, son. I told you you'd turn into a lobster if you stayed out in the sun all day.'

Woman on the beach puts the dog's collar around her man's neck.

Mexican Dog

'Honestly, Clara, that bikini leaves little to the imagination And how long are you going to stand there, holding your stomachs in'

Mom says to put some moonblock on my back.

'Better make the most of the garden before the summer finally ends.'

"How come more men seem to get into difficulty when we're on life guard duty?"

Go with the flow. Life's a beach.

"Stop saying 'fire bad' — it's the sun!"

'Muriel had a traumatic experience at a topless beach -- she was sunbathing, and a toddler attacked her.'

'Personally this Global Warming thing is right up my alley.'