Reluctant Sunbather Gifts

'Ah! This is the life...' - 'No phones. No computers. No hassle.' - 'All I have to do is lie out in the sun...' - '...and fret endlessly about skin cancer.'

"I bet you're mighty relieved the hosepipe ban has finally en...dnnn...glug...glug!"

Working Holiday

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

Businessman in suit on beach with financial report and eyes cut out viewing impending storm.

"As some of you may have guessed I got yesterday's sunburn factor wrong!"

'This is where we go to get away from it all. . . except for Stanley's money.'

"I'm sorry- I can barely hear you with this goddam ocean behind me."

"Make a sandcastle with you? Of course darling. What about Thursday 3.15pm?"

'Sure, sure - I'm having a great vacation.'

Hen, pig and cow sunbathing turn into fried egg,bacon and burger.

'How's the water, dear?'

'I've got it made in the shade. What worries me is sunshine.'

Here is our spot, I sink, Helga.

The US election is over.

'Why are you still sitting here, dear? This is a tropical getaway. It means, get away!'

Thru The Eyes Of A Lifeguard.

No you can't get out yet. You've only been in there for three hours

"Touch of the sun my foot! You've been sneaking off to the pub again, haven't you?"

'I think you have to come to terms with the fact that I'm just an hallucination, probably caused by severe dehydration.'

'Oh my God! HONEY look! There's a HUGE SHIP running aground!'

The Sun Bather

"Endless Summer III"

Plays well with other people's $.

Woman on the beach puts the dog's collar around her man's neck.

BBQ equipment arriving on a desert island with a cow and man sunbathing.

"Here's a good spot, Hon."

"No, really, Dad...the sun is better over here."

'Honestly, Clara, that bikini leaves little to the imagination And how long are you going to stand there, holding your stomachs in'

Mom says to put some moonblock on my back.

'Better make the most of the garden before the summer finally ends.'

Attack of the dreaded 'Pantsing' sharks.

Go with the flow. Life's a beach.

Sunburned bird.

"Stop saying 'fire bad' — it's the sun!"