Reluctant Napper Gifts

'Why is it the one moment I choose to relax you walk in?'

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

"I am not asking for directions."

I know time is an earthly construct, but I still feel sleepy in the afternoons.

"Yes, in the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight, but he snores!"

"He's never up before eleven."

'And then the Lord proclaimed, in a loud, thunderous voice...'

No you can't get out yet. You've only been in there for three hours

"If you don't wake up and get to work, I'm going to call your mom."

"Mr. Marshand, wake up – your MRI is over! Mr. Marshand!!"

"C'mon, I can't be expected to Carpe EVERY Diem."

Half asleep.

Hammock resting on books.

'Ah! This is the life...' - 'No phones. No computers. No hassle.' - 'All I have to do is lie out in the sun...' - '...and fret endlessly about skin cancer.'

'I've tried giving him lots of E numbers - but still nothing...!'

'It didn't take HIM long to feel at home!'

'Robert, wake up! You're sleep hunting again!'

"I really envy my left foot...it slept through his entire sermon!"

"I bet you're mighty relieved the hosepipe ban has finally en...dnnn...glug...glug!"

"I'm looking for an outside interest I can do from my couch."

"Olympics? It's the first I've heard of the Olympics being on."

'I was watching that!'

'Sailing, it's a sport that doesn't float my boat.'

"John's never been a fan of the static caravan."

Lovers sleep.

'I'll never forget when we first met and goodness knows I'll keep trying!'

'The internet is impacting my sleep. All my flying dreams look like Google Earth.'

"... and make sure your head is on the fan. That's the best place for a nap."

Musical Sketches - The orchestra during the performance of a tragedy

"It's not fair that I have to get up and live the day I already had nightmares about."

Dog dreaming about how to catapult a squirrel.

The Story of Oh

'He died doing what he loved. Which was nothing.'

"Isn't this about the time you take a nap?"

Night fishing