Unapologetic Napper Gifts

Musical Sketches - The orchestra during the performance of a tragedy

Poor guy fell asleep with his head in the sap.

ZZZZZZZ Top

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

'Sorry I'm late getting home from work, I overslept.'

'What do you say, Lola - let's take a break.'

I know time is an earthly construct, but I still feel sleepy in the afternoons.

The Sleeping Congregation.

"Yes, in the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight, but he snores!"

'Summer's over and it's time to fall in!'

Shhh – I'm taking a virtual nap.

Are you nodding yes, or nodding off?

Cyber Dream

'As usual, I'm right on time. My internal alarm clock always wakes me just as theses meetings are over.'

Angry vicar wakes up parishioner at the Harvest Festival

'And then the Lord proclaimed, in a loud, thunderous voice...'

"We're going to try something new next Monday. It's called 'Bring Your Brain to Work Day.'"

'I've been told I grind my teeth while I'm napping at work.'

"Mr. Marshand, wake up – your MRI is over! Mr. Marshand!!"

Tomorrow's another day, he thought, unless I get lucky and sleep right through it.

'Why is it the one moment I choose to relax you walk in?'

Half asleep.

"C'mon, I can't be expected to Carpe EVERY Diem."

"I wasn't hibernating. I was resting my eyes."

An Excellent Excuse.

Napquest

Hammock resting on books.

COVID-19: Portrait In Courage

Man lies sleeping and dribbling. Son says: 'My Dad likes to live every day as if it's his last.'

'It didn't take HIM long to feel at home!'

'Hey, nice hammock, Gary.'

'Robert, wake up! You're sleep hunting again!'

"Olympics? It's the first I've heard of the Olympics being on."

'I'll never forget when we first met and goodness knows I'll keep trying!'

'My fitness tracker only logged three hours of sleep last night, but so far today I'm at five hours of day dreaming.'