Eternal Napper Gifts

I know time is an earthly construct, but I still feel sleepy in the afternoons.

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

"Well, you both sleep eighteen hours a day, so try to coordinate this to find a window for some quality time together..."

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

"Josh, can you call my 3:30 and let them know I'll be a little late and completely unfocused."

'What do you say, Lola - let's take a break.'

"Yes, in the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight, but he snores!"

"He's never up before eleven."

'And then the Lord proclaimed, in a loud, thunderous voice...'

"If you don't wake up and get to work, I'm going to call your mom."

'I've been told I grind my teeth while I'm napping at work.'

Mr Kleats can't talk now. He's deep into his post-lunch funk.

"Time to spring-clean where I spent the entire winter."

"Mr. Marshand, wake up – your MRI is over! Mr. Marshand!!"

'...and blessed be our new church nursery, which allows certain congregation members to catch up on their sleep during my sermon.'

"It's your turn, Dear. I was up with him last winter."

Tired and Lazy

'Why is it the one moment I choose to relax you walk in?'

"C'mon, I can't be expected to Carpe EVERY Diem."

Half asleep.

Foolish Sid turns to look, and is immediately tackled and devoured by the duck.

An Excellent Excuse.

"This is not the sleeping beauty I paid good money to see!"

Napquest

Hammock resting on books.

'I've tried giving him lots of E numbers - but still nothing...!'

COVID-19: Portrait In Courage

Man lies sleeping and dribbling. Son says: 'My Dad likes to live every day as if it's his last.'

'It didn't take HIM long to feel at home!'

"I cannot see any activity over the next few weeks: looks like you'll sleep soundly this winter..."

'You can watch football all winter - I'm going out to the cave and get a little sleep!'

'Robert, wake up! You're sleep hunting again!'

'Hey, nice hammock, Gary.'

It's only a quarter past March. Hit the snooze button!