Eternal Napper Pillows

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

"Well, you both sleep eighteen hours a day, so try to coordinate this to find a window for some quality time together..."

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

"Josh, can you call my 3:30 and let them know I'll be a little late and completely unfocused."

'What do you say, Lola - let's take a break.'

"Yes, in the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight, but he snores!"

"He's never up before eleven."

"If you don't wake up and get to work, I'm going to call your mom."

'I've been told I grind my teeth while I'm napping at work.'

Mr Kleats can't talk now. He's deep into his post-lunch funk.

"Mr. Marshand, wake up – your MRI is over! Mr. Marshand!!"

"Time to spring-clean where I spent the entire winter."

'...and blessed be our new church nursery, which allows certain congregation members to catch up on their sleep during my sermon.'

"It's your turn, Dear. I was up with him last winter."

'Why is it the one moment I choose to relax you walk in?'

Half asleep.

"C'mon, I can't be expected to Carpe EVERY Diem."

Tired and Lazy

"This is not the sleeping beauty I paid good money to see!"

An Excellent Excuse.

Foolish Sid turns to look, and is immediately tackled and devoured by the duck.

Napquest

Hammock resting on books.

'I've tried giving him lots of E numbers - but still nothing...!'

COVID-19: Portrait In Courage

Man lies sleeping and dribbling. Son says: 'My Dad likes to live every day as if it's his last.'

'You can watch football all winter - I'm going out to the cave and get a little sleep!'

"I cannot see any activity over the next few weeks: looks like you'll sleep soundly this winter..."

'It didn't take HIM long to feel at home!'

'Robert, wake up! You're sleep hunting again!'

'Hey, nice hammock, Gary.'

It's only a quarter past March. Hit the snooze button!

"Olympics? It's the first I've heard of the Olympics being on."