Serial Napper Pillows

"I'm looking for an outside interest I can do from my couch."

'He died doing what he loved. Which was nothing.'

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

"It's crazy here! They're all on recreational rugs."

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

7 Dwarves of Retirement

"Dear Diary: Today I ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped ... HAIRBALL!!"

"Such a refreshing day...I've spent 18 hours between napping and comatose."

"Would you like to sleep through the film or the variety show?"

'Sorry I'm late getting home from work, I overslept.'

"Press catch up, and find out what we just slept through."

Dog phrenology

'What do you say, Lola - let's take a break.'

"Let's see if mom likes that super comfortable yoga mat we bought her."

Portrait of a Lady

I know time is an earthly construct, but I still feel sleepy in the afternoons.

"She's been in shavasana for - like - a really long time...."

The Sleeping Congregation.

So that's it? I've tweeted a risque photo of my bicep. What happens next? We wait for the outpouring. I'm ready. Bring on the outrage. C'mon media! Let's hear your disgust that some old man would brazenly send such a lascivious photo. Then, with the world looking at me, I'll astound them with my idea of a universal health care system! Wait. Wait. Not yet. it's time for my first nap of the day. Can we do this later? What? Zzzzz. Best way for this to end.

The four housemen of procrastination

Newborn Chaos

"Yes, in the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight, but he snores!"

Are you nodding yes, or nodding off?

"I met my husband at a wedding. Everyone said he was the best man."

Catman

'As usual, I'm right on time. My internal alarm clock always wakes me just as theses meetings are over.'

Shhh – I'm taking a virtual nap.

"She's missing out on her entire vacation."

Cyber Dream

'I'm not lazy - just resting before I get tired...'

The Amazing Adventures of Wondercat.

Tired Woods

"Mush on."