Sunbather At Heart Gifts

He drifted for months, with nothing to sustain him but a single pina colada and enormous love handles.

Working Holiday

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

'With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!'

Sunbathers.

Businessman in suit on beach with financial report and eyes cut out viewing impending storm.

"As some of you may have guessed I got yesterday's sunburn factor wrong!"

"...Stop complaining if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

Beach flirting

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."

Hen, pig and cow sunbathing turn into fried egg,bacon and burger.

A gap between the solar panels

'I have one last question: this beach is clothing optional, right?'

Monk on the beach

Here is our spot, I sink, Helga.

'Don't you think your Jim has taken getting his favourite sun lounger as far as it can go?'

"Touch of the sun my foot! You've been sneaking off to the pub again, haven't you?"

"How?"

Some of my Favourite Things....Things you absolutely cannot do when you have kids.

"With the temperature on the rise, New Yorkers find creative ways to beat the heat."

Thru The Eyes Of A Lifeguard.

'I think you have to come to terms with the fact that I'm just an hallucination, probably caused by severe dehydration.'

'Oh my God! HONEY look! There's a HUGE SHIP running aground!'

'I know we came in peace but these ones are already half cooked.'

"No, really, Dad...the sun is better over here."

'I need all the heat I can get before I have to go to the North Pole to prepare for this Christmas.'

Plays well with other people's $.

BBQ equipment arriving on a desert island with a cow and man sunbathing.

"Here's a good spot, Hon."

Woman on the beach puts the dog's collar around her man's neck.

Mexican Dog

'Oh it is nice to get away from it all.'

'Honestly, Clara, that bikini leaves little to the imagination And how long are you going to stand there, holding your stomachs in'

Mom says to put some moonblock on my back.

'Better make the most of the garden before the summer finally ends.'