Spiritual Sunbather Gifts

Monk on the beach

Working Holiday

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

Sunbathers.

'With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!'

Businessman in suit on beach with financial report and eyes cut out viewing impending storm.

"As some of you may have guessed I got yesterday's sunburn factor wrong!"

"...Stop complaining if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

Beach flirting

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."

"Yaffle: For the funny bone in you"

Hen, pig and cow sunbathing turn into fried egg,bacon and burger.

A gap between the solar panels

Here is our spot, I sink, Helga.

'I have one last question: this beach is clothing optional, right?'

Where Summer Sausage Comes From...

'Don't you think your Jim has taken getting his favourite sun lounger as far as it can go?'

"Honey! A Jewish starfish!"

Some of my Favourite Things....Things you absolutely cannot do when you have kids.

"Touch of the sun my foot! You've been sneaking off to the pub again, haven't you?"

Thru The Eyes Of A Lifeguard.

"How?"

'Oh my God! HONEY look! There's a HUGE SHIP running aground!'

The Sun Bather

Woman on the beach puts the dog's collar around her man's neck.

Mexican Dog

'Please Pass the Moon Tan Lotion.'

"Here's a good spot, Hon."

Vacation on the Moon.

'Oh it is nice to get away from it all.'

"No, really, Dad...the sun is better over here."

BBQ equipment arriving on a desert island with a cow and man sunbathing.

'I need all the heat I can get before I have to go to the North Pole to prepare for this Christmas.'

Plays well with other people's $.

'Honestly, Clara, that bikini leaves little to the imagination And how long are you going to stand there, holding your stomachs in'