Sunbather With A Twist Gifts

"It's the middle of the summer and the family is beginning to think you're stalking them."

Working Holiday

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

'With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!'

Sunbathers.

Businessman in suit on beach with financial report and eyes cut out viewing impending storm.

"As some of you may have guessed I got yesterday's sunburn factor wrong!"

"...Stop complaining if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

Beach flirting

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."

"Yaffle: For the funny bone in you"

Hen, pig and cow sunbathing turn into fried egg,bacon and burger.

'I have one last question: this beach is clothing optional, right?'

A gap between the solar panels

Monk on the beach

Here is our spot, I sink, Helga.

Where Summer Sausage Comes From...

'Don't you think your Jim has taken getting his favourite sun lounger as far as it can go?'

"Touch of the sun my foot! You've been sneaking off to the pub again, haven't you?"

Thru The Eyes Of A Lifeguard.

"How?"

Some of my Favourite Things....Things you absolutely cannot do when you have kids.

'Oh my God! HONEY look! There's a HUGE SHIP running aground!'

The Sun Bather

Plays well with other people's $.

Mexican Dog

BBQ equipment arriving on a desert island with a cow and man sunbathing.

"No, really, Dad...the sun is better over here."

'Oh it is nice to get away from it all.'

"Here's a good spot, Hon."

'I need all the heat I can get before I have to go to the North Pole to prepare for this Christmas.'

Woman on the beach puts the dog's collar around her man's neck.

'Honestly, Clara, that bikini leaves little to the imagination And how long are you going to stand there, holding your stomachs in'

Mom says to put some moonblock on my back.

'Muriel had a traumatic experience at a topless beach -- she was sunbathing, and a toddler attacked her.'