Sunbather Extraordinaire Gifts

"Yaffle: For the funny bone in you"

'Go and tell your Mom that she has her Bikini on back to front again.'

'Is that a thong or is your rear end devouring your swimsuit?'

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

Bad fake tan day.

"Once upon a midnight dreary / while I pondered weak and weary."

Working Holiday

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

Iliadette.

'I blame global warming!'

Taking it easy

Sunbathers.

"Eventually, you'll learn to hate your body, then love it again, then hate it—and back and forth until the beach becomes very complicated."

Sunbathing in Autumn

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

'With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!'

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

"Privates Beach"

"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf."

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

it my imagination or is it getting warmer?"

Businessman in suit on beach with financial report and eyes cut out viewing impending storm.

I know you're bored but you better not be doing that rain dance again!

"As some of you may have guessed I got yesterday's sunburn factor wrong!"

"We are doing something. You're just not good at it."

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

Catatonic

"This place is nice, but what would we really do if we lived here? Lie around and be happy all the time?"

Sunbathing in the park