Sunbather Extraordinaire Prints

Where Summer Sausage Comes From...

"Yaffle: For the funny bone in you"

'Go and tell your Mom that she has her Bikini on back to front again.'

'Is that a thong or is your rear end devouring your swimsuit?'

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

Bad fake tan day.

"Once upon a midnight dreary / while I pondered weak and weary."

Working Holiday

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

Iliadette.

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

Sunbathing in Autumn

'With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!'

"Eventually, you'll learn to hate your body, then love it again, then hate it—and back and forth until the beach becomes very complicated."

it my imagination or is it getting warmer?"

Sunbathers.

I took a vacation to forget everything and I forgot my luggage.

"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf."

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

'I blame global warming!'

"Privates Beach"

Taking it easy

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

Businessman in suit on beach with financial report and eyes cut out viewing impending storm.

I know you're bored but you better not be doing that rain dance again!

"We are doing something. You're just not good at it."

"As some of you may have guessed I got yesterday's sunburn factor wrong!"

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

"This place is nice, but what would we really do if we lived here? Lie around and be happy all the time?"