Sunburn Storyteller Gifts

'You may need more red paint -- I got sunburned over the weekend.'

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

'Remember only you can prevent forest fires.'

My First Camera

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

Support Group for a Good Problem

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

A vampire in a canoe.

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

Barbeque Casualty.

"All the butter was gone. There was no way out. The puff pastry had to be made with margarine... from a tub."

Camping.

"... and the sales call was coming from inside the house!"

"My doctor said I'm not getting any younger. I'd like a second opinion."

'One of the first rules, kids, be sure to watch where you step.'

Do it! Go into the woods alone!...

"...and those are my deepest, most intimate feelings about our friendship."

"I was hoping summer camp would be more ... campy."

"It was a dark and stormy night, for the Wi-Fi was down."

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

"I know we came in peace but these ones are already half cooked."

Camping with Mr. Thorough

Jim Morrison Goes Camping

'Relax, the largest thing around here that can harm you is an ant.'

"And every year on this very day...he creeps into camp and steals everyones electronics."

Scouts made this for me

'This is not fair, mom. . . none of my friends is forced to hibernate before December.'

"Oh Wow! Shooting star!"

Sunny with a chance of Helium

"See, dear, it's only an owl hooting...."

"Hickory smoke—that's what gives it that hearty Western flavor."

'Marshmallows ready! Now for the roasting...'