Sunburn Storyteller Mugs

'You may need more red paint -- I got sunburned over the weekend.'

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

My First Camera

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

Support Group for a Good Problem

A vampire in a canoe.

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

Barbeque Casualty.

"All the butter was gone. There was no way out. The puff pastry had to be made with margarine... from a tub."

Camping.

"... and the sales call was coming from inside the house!"

"My doctor said I'm not getting any younger. I'd like a second opinion."

'One of the first rules, kids, be sure to watch where you step.'

"It was a dark and stormy night, for the Wi-Fi was down."

"I know we came in peace but these ones are already half cooked."

"I was hoping summer camp would be more ... campy."

"...and those are my deepest, most intimate feelings about our friendship."

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

Camping with Mr. Thorough

"See, dear, it's only an owl hooting...."

"And every year on this very day...he creeps into camp and steals everyones electronics."

'This is not fair, mom. . . none of my friends is forced to hibernate before December.'

"Oh Wow! Shooting star!"

'Doris,I told you not to use that sweet smelling Hair spray.'

"Dangnabit, Wilson! Where's that big campfire I asked for?"

'Marshmallows ready! Now for the roasting...'

"Hickory smoke—that's what gives it that hearty Western flavor."

Jim Morrison Goes Camping

Sunny with a chance of Helium

'Relax, the largest thing around here that can harm you is an ant.'