Sunburn Mugs

"I know we came in peace but these ones are already half cooked."

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

Bad fake tan day.

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

"Once upon a midnight dreary / while I pondered weak and weary."

Working Holiday

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

Iliadette.

'With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!'

"Privates Beach"

I took a vacation to forget everything and I forgot my luggage.

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

it my imagination or is it getting warmer?"

'I blame global warming!'

"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf."

Taking it easy

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

Sunbathing in Autumn

Sunbathers.

"Eventually, you'll learn to hate your body, then love it again, then hate it—and back and forth until the beach becomes very complicated."

Businessman in suit on beach with financial report and eyes cut out viewing impending storm.

I know you're bored but you better not be doing that rain dance again!

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

"As some of you may have guessed I got yesterday's sunburn factor wrong!"

"We are doing something. You're just not good at it."

"This place is nice, but what would we really do if we lived here? Lie around and be happy all the time?"

Catatonic

Sunbathing in the park

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'