Sun Conscious Gifts

Sunburned bird.

"What's your favorite planet, Randy?" "There is only one answer, little buddy. There is only one planet full of lush, green forests and beautiful, windswept ocean vista... all of which are natural aphrodisiacs that inspire lovers, philosophers and poets." "You know, Pandora is not a real planet." "I'm talking about Earth, you... Do you ever go outside?"

'Well, Mr. 'I don't need any sunblock', what have you got to say for yourself now?'

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

'I need a sun cream with a very high protection factor.'

S.P.F. 1,000

REPENT! Get back to nature

"Well, what number sunscreen are you using?"

Desert Dermatologist

"Hey how are you feeling about the climate crisis?"

'I've got it made in the shade. What worries me is sunshine.'

Little girl drawing big sun puts on sunscreen.

Tuesday, 2022

"What SPF sunscreen do you suggest for lying around in a sunny spot?"

'Okay - who removed Jessica's sunhat..?'

The economy and the environment.

Deep in the Heart of Texas: The Cholesterol Kid.

The big pause

Sunblock

'Hey, Birdbrain, does the word ozone mean anything to you?'

"George, I think factor 50 would probably be enough."

"Holy moly!"

Australian baby with toys hanging from his hat rather than corks

"The shell has a high SPF, but I still need sunscreen for the rest of me."

"On the contrary. I think the Carribbean countries have a great many education practices that are worth studying."

'The sun lounge book of melanomas.'

Beach goer squeezes sun block tube and a t-shirt pops out.

"If you want to burn as a witch, be my guest, but I'm wearing sunscreen."

"For goodness sake Robert! Put some sun-cream on..."

I keep taking him back because I'm a big believer in recycling

'The automatic doors won't open.' 'Your carbon footprints are too light.'

How melanoma researchers take family summer vacations.

Couple sunbathing with paint gloss.

Elephant-size sunscreen bottle