Sun Conscious Gifts

Sunburned bird.

"What's your favorite planet, Randy?" "There is only one answer, little buddy. There is only one planet full of lush, green forests and beautiful, windswept ocean vista... all of which are natural aphrodisiacs that inspire lovers, philosophers and poets." "You know, Pandora is not a real planet." "I'm talking about Earth, you... Do you ever go outside?"

'Well, Mr. 'I don't need any sunblock', what have you got to say for yourself now?'

'I need a sun cream with a very high protection factor.'

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

S.P.F. 1,000

REPENT! Get back to nature

Desert Dermatologist

"Well, what number sunscreen are you using?"

Icarus, you are not flying anywhere until you put on some sunscreen.

"Hey how are you feeling about the climate crisis?"

'I've got it made in the shade. What worries me is sunshine.'

Little girl drawing big sun puts on sunscreen.

"What SPF sunscreen do you suggest for lying around in a sunny spot?"

Tuesday, 2022

The economy and the environment.

'Okay - who removed Jessica's sunhat..?'

Deep in the Heart of Texas: The Cholesterol Kid.

The big pause

'Hey, Birdbrain, does the word ozone mean anything to you?'

Sunblock

"Holy moly!"

"George, I think factor 50 would probably be enough."

Australian baby with toys hanging from his hat rather than corks

"The shell has a high SPF, but I still need sunscreen for the rest of me."

"On the contrary. I think the Carribbean countries have a great many education practices that are worth studying."

'The sun lounge book of melanomas.'

"If you want to burn as a witch, be my guest, but I'm wearing sunscreen."

"For goodness sake Robert! Put some sun-cream on..."

Sunblock. I wonder what Icarus is up to.

Beach goer squeezes sun block tube and a t-shirt pops out.

I keep taking him back because I'm a big believer in recycling

'The automatic doors won't open.' 'Your carbon footprints are too light.'

How melanoma researchers take family summer vacations.

Elephant-size sunscreen bottle