Water Phobic Friend Gifts

'You really don't like water do you, Jen?'

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

Leak in the fish tank.

"Thanks for calling it skinnydipping."

The Old Lady Bobbing-Around-In-The-Ocean Classic.

"Do you know I fought an hour with that salmon you're eating."

"Some day you'll look back at this and remember me as the person who taught you to fear water."

'Fear of getting caught is understandable but fear of water, I think, requires counselling.'

Boy asking for bathing machine to be taken out deep so he can dive in.

'Household water use'

"Another world record - it must be faster water."

"Oh, for crying out loud, Lou... just go in the water!"

“I’ve always wanted to learn to swim, but it’s never been more than thirty minutes since my last meal.”

Summer Sketches - The 4-sous baths

"How are we supposed to refill the rivers?"

"I'll need a three iron."

Water skier being attacked by giant fish.

"I'm leaving a one starfish review of this tank on Yelp."

'Tap water?! As if.'

Pool lovers

'Next time, we set up camp during high tide.'

''Why, I feel as light as a feather,' thought Shirley, 'I don't think I'll go on that diet, after all!'

"Have you tried jet skiing? - I've never seen an unhappy jet skier."

'No, I've never yet broken any swimming records, why do you ask?'

'Where's your goldfish?'

It was a bad day for Mr Effervescent

"I. . . hate . . . bath day."

Jack and Jill

'According to this book, goldfish have a 3 second memory...'

'I'll be glad when you get your roof fixed.'

Rare Duck Phobias.

"Yeah, its warm..."

On Holiday

"Everyone has to start somewhere."

"Isn't it time you had your bath?"