Water Phobic Friend Gifts

'You really don't like water do you, Jen?'

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

Leak in the fish tank.

"Thanks for calling it skinnydipping."

The Old Lady Bobbing-Around-In-The-Ocean Classic.

"Do you know I fought an hour with that salmon you're eating."

"Some day you'll look back at this and remember me as the person who taught you to fear water."

'Fear of getting caught is understandable but fear of water, I think, requires counselling.'

Boy asking for bathing machine to be taken out deep so he can dive in.

'Household water use'

"Oh, for crying out loud, Lou... just go in the water!"

"Another world record - it must be faster water."

"How are we supposed to refill the rivers?"

Summer Sketches - The 4-sous baths

“I’ve always wanted to learn to swim, but it’s never been more than thirty minutes since my last meal.”

Water skier being attacked by giant fish.

"I'll need a three iron."

"I'm leaving a one starfish review of this tank on Yelp."

'Tap water?! As if.'

"Have you tried jet skiing? - I've never seen an unhappy jet skier."

Jack and Jill

'Next time, we set up camp during high tide.'

''Why, I feel as light as a feather,' thought Shirley, 'I don't think I'll go on that diet, after all!'

'Where's your goldfish?'

"I. . . hate . . . bath day."

It was a bad day for Mr Effervescent

Pool lovers

'No, I've never yet broken any swimming records, why do you ask?'

'I'll be glad when you get your roof fixed.'

'According to this book, goldfish have a 3 second memory...'

Rare Duck Phobias.

"Yeah, its warm..."

"Dad, I'm thirsty again!"

"Everyone has to start somewhere."

On Holiday