Sun-wary Souls T-Shirts

'I hate summer and all that prickly heat.'

"How's your insomnia?" "Bad, I can't even fall sleep during meetings."

"Life after death"

'I've got it made in the shade. What worries me is sunshine.'

Center For Sleep Deprivation

Australian baby with toys hanging from his hat rather than corks

"I'm not getting out of bed. What's the point? Things keep getting worse every day. Even my toothbrush depresses me... I'll just continue sleeping until the world comes to its senses." "Amen."

Pass the SPF 20,000

Sunburned bird.

'You know the rule, new guy carries the lotion.'

'Another advantage is everyone will have better tans.'

The Garden

'Except for the time he pecked my eyes out he's been a good bird'

Sundial Watch

"Judging by your tan I can see you play golf too."

He drifted for months, with nothing to sustain him but a single pina colada and enormous love handles.

'Your x-ray shows an enlarged heart. It's nothing to worry about. All teachers have a big heart.'

"Skin cancer. . . terrorism, I'm not taking any chances!"

Rodin's Thinking Man.

A Grim Reaper counting skeletons of sheep jumping over a fence.

'I still have trouble sleeping. I thought when I died I could rest in peace.'

'Fake tan? Not me!'

'Maybe you'd feel better if you went back to the room and sent a few emails.'

'This tanning booth's playing up again, Brian.'

Boy on beach listening to shell, says to father: "Sorry Dad, but that is one lame ringtone."

"And me without my bear spray!"

'We had an all-inclusive-holiday. Bad weather, lousy food, arrogant waiters, crappy hotel and outrageous prices - all that was included.'

Ambulance.

'Stay outta the sun, kids...'

'Time to try out my new shoes...'

Raining

'This is the cloud for those who drowned at sea.'