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Social distancing

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

"You're new here ... it's customary on dismal Monday mornings to be miserable."

The most fabulous Gran in the world.

'Don't worry about your job at the office, Sweetie. They declared bankrupty today.'

"...Ooh, I wanna know more about your dark side!"

But there are other pleasures still for the fisherman's delight....for nature is everywhere about him.

Dolores is so avant garde.

Global Warming.

How to cope in Los Angeles vs. New York

'Can't you be happy without forever whistling?'

"Only four more weeks before school is out...and then we're free for the time of our lives!"

Kid to church leader: 'Is Heaven environmentally friendly?'

'Think outside the seed.'

An old, dancing man holding a steaming cup

"Kind of makes you realize how insignificant my awesome beard is."

"It's always a good time to have a good time!"

'Eat in moderation, Drink in moderation. Be merry whenever you want.'

"Ain't worth the whiskey!"

'Constant euphoria is bound to cause some issues.'

'No sooner had I gotten over religious guilt when I developed eco-guilt.'

'Optimism is the key to success. Inside every fat chance, there's a slim chance trying to get out.''

"Well, now that you mention it, my philosophy has ALWAYS been to live every day as if it was my last."

Sphinx with lightbulb head powered by the sun.

'Does that mean my reflexes are GOOD then, doctor?'

Dancing Under The Air Conditioner

"Teach a man to fish, and he'll know how to fish."

Echo Chamber Canyon

'Is the thrill worth the chance of wiping out and getting (shudder) wet?'

First Cynic in Space

"What a nice old tree! Let’s carve a heart with our initials in it." "Oh, yes, how romantic! Wound an innocent life-form you know nothing about. God, I hate people."

Look Enlightened - Here comes the Guru.

"Ah! What a glorious day to be dead!"