Solar-powered Soul Gifts

The Garden

Social distancing

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

Who should be the next eco-club president? The most vegan? The most carbon neutral? The most into solar? Eco-club. But we need someone who will attract kids to the environmental cause. Then it's obvious. The most popular. Or most athletic!

"You're new here ... it's customary on dismal Monday mornings to be miserable."

"...Ooh, I wanna know more about your dark side!"

'Don't worry about your job at the office, Sweetie. They declared bankrupty today.'

The most fabulous Gran in the world.

But there are other pleasures still for the fisherman's delight....for nature is everywhere about him.

Dolores is so avant garde.

"He says he's not running away. . . he's just going off the grid."

How to cope in Los Angeles vs. New York

Global Warming.

'Can't you be happy without forever whistling?'

"Only four more weeks before school is out...and then we're free for the time of our lives!"

"Kind of makes you realize how insignificant my awesome beard is."

Kid to church leader: 'Is Heaven environmentally friendly?'

An old, dancing man holding a steaming cup

"It's always a good time to have a good time!"

'Think outside the seed.'

"Ain't worth the whiskey!"

'Eat in moderation, Drink in moderation. Be merry whenever you want.'

'Constant euphoria is bound to cause some issues.'

"Well, now that you mention it, my philosophy has ALWAYS been to live every day as if it was my last."

'Optimism is the key to success. Inside every fat chance, there's a slim chance trying to get out.''

Dancing Under The Air Conditioner

"Teach a man to fish, and he'll know how to fish."

'No sooner had I gotten over religious guilt when I developed eco-guilt.'

'Does that mean my reflexes are GOOD then, doctor?'

Sphinx with lightbulb head powered by the sun.

'Is the thrill worth the chance of wiping out and getting (shudder) wet?'

Echo Chamber Canyon

I had a misspent youth and I'm not getting a great bargain on adulthood either.

"With Mindfulness, one may learn to sit through all distractions."

First Cynic in Space