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First Cynic in Space

They hated me.

Romance

"She loves you... yeah... yeah... yeah..."

'I always cry at weddings!'

"... And bless my dog, Penny, whose licks give me the strength to carry on."

Dog in love

You're the cream in my coffee.

"Do you have to do that even when it's not Valentine's Day?"

"It was her mothers"

Letter writing lady.

Romantic Tree Carving

"You've been served."

Family heirlooms that will never make it onto the mantelpiece.

Trilby - 'Oh my poor girl! my poor girl!'

How to cope in Los Angeles vs. New York

'I can change! I swear!'

'When love is color Blind.'

'Openly sobbing, or non-openly sobbing?'

"Did you hear Sadie's show today?"

The Sensitive Dude.

"Remember the good old days, when all we had to worry about was a dollar-sixty-a-pound sirloin?"

"Why are you special? Because I'm your mommy, and I'm special."

ONE IN A MILLION

Broken Heart

"Kind of makes you realize how insignificant my awesome beard is."

"Pardon, I should have been more specific...is everything all right with THE MEAL?"

'I really do feel empowered. I should've joined a gang years ago.'

"He's fluent in 24 computer languages and never says a bloody word to me."

Kathleen felt she was stuck between Iraq and a heart place.

"You are literally my entire world."

'Alright, alright. You can take it with you.'

Fini. That show was schmaltzy, way too sentimental. I'll never criticize anything that can be described as "cheesy"!

Widow shows a portrait of herself

"He had a full two weeks."