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'Fake tan? Not me!'

'This tanning booth's playing up again, Brian.'

On holiday.

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

Bad fake tan day.

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

Pina Coladas

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

Iliadette.

"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf."

French wine

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

Sunbathing in Autumn

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

'With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!'

"Eventually, you'll learn to hate your body, then love it again, then hate it—and back and forth until the beach becomes very complicated."

"Privates Beach"

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

"How about if we just winter in hell?"

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

I took a vacation to forget everything and I forgot my luggage.

"Shake! Good Dog."

Relaxing in the Sun

Hey, it's true, you really can hear the sea in these shells!

'I blame global warming!'