Hazard Navigator Pillows

Frustrated Golfer

Never park your golf trolley in inconvenient places.

Caution falling books

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

Barcode Dreams

Captain steering house through flood.

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

'In my experience, life is good most of the time, but come the holidays, they look at me as if I'm a nuisance...'

A dream of consequence

"I'm not saying a horrible creature lives under your bed."

You will awake to discover a dream come true.

Cow Christmas anxiety dreams!

'There's been a change in my recurring nightmare. I'm no longer falling . . . my credit rating is.'

'You had a 9 on one, a 7 on two, a 10 on three, a 23 on four...that hurt...'

Doom & Gloom

'On this hole you don't drive, just putt.'

Circus Act

'Oh, it's about what I expected...I'm on hold for eternity to some tech rep in India.'

'I had a nightmare last night. I dreamed I was let go by the public sector and not wanted by the private sector.'

"How long have you had this nightmare of being shot down by a beagle on a flying doghouse, Herr Von Richthofen?"

Bull and Bear Nightmare

Clown Nightmares

Second Thoughts Wedding

Risk Management - ''Be careful' All you can tell me is 'be careful''

'Larry, did you replace the cartridges in all the respirators this morning?'

Falling

"It's my dream job. I love it – except for the part where I realize I'm naked."

"At least you get to wake up from your nightmares."

'General, You look pale this morning...' - 'I had a nightmare Admiral! I dreamed the war began!'

'It's my dreams: I find them offensive.'

"I admire the way you avoided that radar trap."

"I raised three kids, so you could say I was in risk management."

Queen Ranavola of Madagascar executed any of her subjects who appeared in her dreams....

'Another nightmare, Billy? What genre - horror or thriller?'