Hazard Hunter Pillows

Two Men and a Truck Full of Really Toxic Stuff, Inc.

"Now where was that oil, must remember to sort it before someone takes a tumble..."

Eyes Open!...

'Eddie, I'l taking you out of big oil and putting your money into Hazmat suits.'

Hazards ALWAYS exist!...

"Where are the fire exits?"

'Well, they're just great for running down gazelles and jackals!'

Golfer hanging from tree branch to play difficult shot.

'I'm getting some unusually high readings around you.'

"He says: If they're smart enough to hire a top lawyer and sue us for having wet floors then they're smart enough to look where they're *%&$* going..."

"Are there any extra crew on board? He still looks hungry."

'I don't like it... It's too quiet.'

The Great Maldini and his Venomous Snakes

'Just putt the dang ball, already!'

'You had a 9 on one, a 7 on two, a 10 on three, a 23 on four...that hurt...'

Spot the Higgs Boson competition

Hazardous substance - ignitable, corrosive, reactive, toxic, real smelly, yucchy.

'Larry, did you replace the cartridges in all the respirators this morning?'

Knife-thrower.

'Are you OK Justin? You don't look very well.'

Carnivorous plant exhibition.

Tragedy Strikes at the Linnaean Society Picnic

They say that animal behaviour can warn us about impending danger.

"He's running with a tough crowd"

Sir Rupert Murgatroyd

Caution falling books

'Are you certain that you want to go in there?'

Last ESPN highlights next 250 miles.

Man at Medical Waste conference says - 'Hello?'

"He was a firm believer in rolling up his sleeves."

'How long has it been since you've had a tetanus shot?'

'He's an experienced golfer! Experienced in sand traps, water hazards and slicing.'

Circus Workers

"Don't worry...with his swing, this is the safest place to stand."

'Know what I'm thinking of this very minute? Shark fin soup!'