Hazard Avoider Pillows

"Ambitions . . . to get my eyes tested."

'I beat the 5 o'clock rush... I leave work at noon!'

No need to be concerned, madam! I'm wrapped in cotton wool!

"Mummy said dinner was brussels sprouts tonight. What about we drop by the park and see if the old man sitting on the bench can feed us instead?"

"You couldn't just stop and ask directions, could you?"

'Here are the safety manuals you wanted'

A safe is about to fall on an unsuspecting man interested in risk-free investments.

'You had a 9 on one, a 7 on two, a 10 on three, a 23 on four...that hurt...'

'Will you watch where you're going with that thing?'

L.A.: Still No Pro Football

Big bumpers.

'Larry, did you replace the cartridges in all the respirators this morning?'

D.I.Y ladder

Danger Signs.

"Don't tell the boss, but I'm leaving early to beat the traffic."

'Been coming here for years and never bumped into anyone who knows me . . . weird!'

James never left his bed, seeing nothing but danger in the financial world.

How to Tell when You're Asking for Directions from a NASCAR Fan: 'Make a left, then hang a left, take another left followed by a left...'

Man at Medical Waste conference says - 'Hello?'

'He's an experienced golfer! Experienced in sand traps, water hazards and slicing.'

Next time youwant to demonstrate Ronaldo's flying overhead kick to your nephew...use a pen and paper!

Caution falling books

'That's the plan then, gang. We all move in with Bruno on bath nights!'

Black belts in the ancient art of avoidance

We'd like a very public table where she won't break up with me because she's afraid I'll make a scene. Menu. ? ?

"This? Oh it's to catch cyclists who ride on the pavement."

It's not that Ned is superstitious...but rather, he doesn't take unnecessary risks!

"Don't worry...with his swing, this is the safest place to stand."

'Our company drone found you on the golf course yesterday after you called in sick.'

Golfer hits a plane on his drive.

"Where are the fire exits?"

Hazards ALWAYS exist!...

Eyes Open!...

"Gawd, I hate these water hazards!!"

The new, improved "Hide-A-Dysfunction" Slip Cover