Hazard Hiker Pillows

'You had a 9 on one, a 7 on two, a 10 on three, a 23 on four...that hurt...'

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 9.

"I don't remember it ever being this windy before."

Sport Utility Boot.

'I'm getting some unusually high readings around you.'

"He says: If they're smart enough to hire a top lawyer and sue us for having wet floors then they're smart enough to look where they're *%&$* going..."

"Renovating your bathroom?"

Hazardous substance - ignitable, corrosive, reactive, toxic, real smelly, yucchy.

'Larry, did you replace the cartridges in all the respirators this morning?'

'Are you OK Justin? You don't look very well.'

You should all get along beautifully. Fred handles toxic wastes, Doris works at a nuclear reactor, and Walter just isn't taking any chances.

Man at Medical Waste conference says - 'Hello?'

"He was a firm believer in rolling up his sleeves."

Caution falling books

mountain climer finding a guru wearing a covid mask and a sign that says 6 feet please.

"Why do we do this again?"

Photograph from Heaven.

"Don't worry...with his swing, this is the safest place to stand."

'And to think I worried about safe sex.'

'Talk about rough courses!'

"Where are the fire exits?"

Hazards ALWAYS exist!...

Golfer hits a plane on his drive.

Eyes Open!...

"I think the main attraction down here is it's marvellous for pot holing."

"Gawd, I hate these water hazards!!"

Breakfast: 2 Mile - Lunch: 217 Mile - Dinner: 453 Mile

'... And another brand-new Titleist. And another... and another! Man, I can't believe my luck!'

"Now where was that oil, must remember to sort it before someone takes a tumble..."

'You should all get along beautifully. Fred handles toxic wastes, Doris works at a nuclear reactor and Walter just isn't taking any chances.'

'For the last time, Ken, I did not back over anything! You're imagining things! ... Now get out of the cart, wade into that pond and retrieve your ball!'

'Go ahead, Brad. Wade in and retrieve your ball. It's just a duck.'

Flattened Traffic Man

'Eddie, I'l taking you out of big oil and putting your money into Hazmat suits.'

Never park your golf trolley in inconvenient places.