Danger Hunters Pillows

'I don't like it... It's too quiet.'

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

The deadly sport of cobra staring contests.

"Look—you can't say we don't give them fair warning!"

'You don't think you're just a tad overprotective?'

'I don't give advice. I'm only up here because it's safer.'

"Not enough money is being spent on safety, so be careful."

"Are there any extra crew on board? He still looks hungry."

"Vernon likes an element of danger in a water feature..."

Sword Swallow is Bitten by a Mosquito.

Memorable Travel Adventure: 'I was in Florida, and on a whim, decided to wrestle an alligator.'

'My horoscope says I'm due for a surprise today.'

Avalanche skiing is a RUSH!

'Do you ever get this weird, primitive yearning to sit behind a large block of wood?'

'Just putt the dang ball, already!'

'So the guidance suggests that if anyone threatens you, throw it them.'

A safe is about to fall on an unsuspecting man interested in risk-free investments.

Man putting his head in a lion's mouth

The Great Maldini and his Venomous Snakes

Maybe next tiime you'll hand in the risk assessment on time

'What went particularly well?'

Sailor notices a sea mine in his foot bath.

"I remodelled, but I left it so that when danger threatens I can still take refuge in the redoubt."

Big bumpers.

Laboratory- risk assessor

"I'll have a gluten-free, hypoallergenic vegan cookie with whipped hand-sanitizer topping."

Turtle crashes, deploys airbag.

"Ideally we're keen to go somewhere that they're not trying to kill us."

Spying

'I'm okay with this... I'm not a risktaker.'

Knife-thrower.

Despite hard evidence to the contrary it was still considered lucky to kiss the Blarney Spike

'I'm taking a poll. Do you feel safe in your own home?'