Danger Hunters Pillows

'I don't like it... It's too quiet.'

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

The deadly sport of cobra staring contests.

"Look—you can't say we don't give them fair warning!"

'You don't think you're just a tad overprotective?'

'I don't give advice. I'm only up here because it's safer.'

"Not enough money is being spent on safety, so be careful."

Sword Swallow is Bitten by a Mosquito.

Memorable Travel Adventure: 'I was in Florida, and on a whim, decided to wrestle an alligator.'

"Are there any extra crew on board? He still looks hungry."

'Eric! Look for his pressure point! He's got to have a pressure point somewhere!'

"Vernon likes an element of danger in a water feature..."

'My horoscope says I'm due for a surprise today.'

Avalanche skiing is a RUSH!

'Just putt the dang ball, already!'

A safe is about to fall on an unsuspecting man interested in risk-free investments.

'Do you ever get this weird, primitive yearning to sit behind a large block of wood?'

Man putting his head in a lion's mouth

'So the guidance suggests that if anyone threatens you, throw it them.'

The Great Maldini and his Venomous Snakes

Maybe next tiime you'll hand in the risk assessment on time

'What went particularly well?'

Sailor notices a sea mine in his foot bath.

"I'll have a gluten-free, hypoallergenic vegan cookie with whipped hand-sanitizer topping."

"Anything in Mr, Rogers' neighborhood?"

Big bumpers.

"Ideally we're keen to go somewhere that they're not trying to kill us."

Turtle crashes, deploys airbag.

"I remodelled, but I left it so that when danger threatens I can still take refuge in the redoubt."

Laboratory- risk assessor

Knife-thrower.

Spying

Despite hard evidence to the contrary it was still considered lucky to kiss the Blarney Spike

'I'm okay with this... I'm not a risktaker.'