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"Vernon likes an element of danger in a water feature..."

The deadly sport of cobra staring contests.

"This is scary, maybe we should turn on the lights. Hello.."

Snake with 'toxic' sign around it's neck.

Memorable Travel Adventure: 'I was in Florida, and on a whim, decided to wrestle an alligator.'

Sword Swallow is Bitten by a Mosquito.

'My horoscope says I'm due for a surprise today.'

Avalanche skiing is a RUSH!

'Yes, Dear, they are very pretty shoes!'

As years of unspoken tension surfaced, Trunky refused to raise his hand like a coward.

'What went particularly well?'

Death By Mattress

Sailor notices a sea mine in his foot bath.

Safety last.

Despite hard evidence to the contrary it was still considered lucky to kiss the Blarney Spike

Snakeboarding.

"How was your day, dear?"

'Inventions gone bad! Nuclear sparklers.'

"If you're happy and you know it, stick with your dosage."

'Those are my best tights, don't you dare ladder them !'

'Caution! Quick sand in this area.'

'This is a killer hole!'

Dagger Juggling Circus Act Goes Wrong

'You want to go somewhere really hot - that can be arranged.'

Fisherman catches a mine.

Danger - Quicksand.

"They always give us minimum-wage, part-time guys the riskiest jobs."

"Why weren't we warned of this in D.A.R.E.?"

The last minutes of Abu Prishniad, amateur snake charmer.

"Most employees struggle with the job's monotony, but Chris has learned he can spend hours feeding off the adrenaline from a reckless commute."

An elevator to some dynamite.