Danger Zone Devotee T-Shirts

"Vernon likes an element of danger in a water feature..."

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

The deadly sport of cobra staring contests.

"This is scary, maybe we should turn on the lights. Hello.."

Snake with 'toxic' sign around it's neck.

Memorable Travel Adventure: 'I was in Florida, and on a whim, decided to wrestle an alligator.'

Sword Swallow is Bitten by a Mosquito.

'My horoscope says I'm due for a surprise today.'

"They'd sold out of #1's."

Avalanche skiing is a RUSH!

As years of unspoken tension surfaced, Trunky refused to raise his hand like a coward.

'Yes, Dear, they are very pretty shoes!'

'What went particularly well?'

Sailor notices a sea mine in his foot bath.

Death By Mattress

Safety last.

Despite hard evidence to the contrary it was still considered lucky to kiss the Blarney Spike

Snakeboarding.

"How was your day, dear?"

'Inventions gone bad! Nuclear sparklers.'

"If you're happy and you know it, stick with your dosage."

'I think I may be an adrenaline junkie.'

'Just had to text and ride, didn't you?'

'This is a killer hole!'

'You want to go somewhere really hot - that can be arranged.'

'Those are my best tights, don't you dare ladder them !'

Dagger Juggling Circus Act Goes Wrong

'Caution! Quick sand in this area.'

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators … Armstrong skis down a pile of his money … Without a helmet. Even that ancient hag Sadie has a dangerous hobby. Every year, in violation of both common sense and local fire safety ordinances, the old lady lights all the candles on her birthday cake. I heard that!!! Fun fact: The 20th century was one of the most brutal in h

Fisherman catches a mine.

Danger - Quicksand.

"They always give us minimum-wage, part-time guys the riskiest jobs."

'Don't worry, I've got my foot in the ... door.'

An elevator to some dynamite.

'Mercy, no, Mr Jackson, that's just Corky's way of saying hello.'