Dreamland Enthusiast Gifts

'Today: The collective unconscious...'

Man at desk has a desk tray labeled "In one ear,' and another labeled "Out the other."

"Can I get back to you, I'm trapped in an idea"

"Get dressed and sculpt something already."

'Yes sir, I'll get my chief daydreamer onto it now.'

Second Thoughts Wedding

Master Humphrey's visionary friends

Chaironaut

"I think it is most admirable," said Alice, "that you gave up a thriving law practice to be with this lovely child."

'Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?'

"C'mon, I can't be expected to Carpe EVERY Diem."

I told my mom about my imaginary friend and now she wants to schedule all my play dates.

"I was just talking to Charlie Rose in my head."

'It was horrible! †I dreamed that Rosie and Donald Trump were fighting over me!'

"This family who came with the frame made it clear they want no contact with me."

The grass is always greener.

Bedtime Real Estate Distribution (for dog owners)

"Why is it that every time I stare mindlessly out the window you find something for me to do?"

'You are in a deep, deep sleep, when you awaken you will feel sweaty and exhausted...'

"I've heard of sleepwalking but sleep bricklaying?"

"I'm sorry, I was daydreaming about you and your stupid sales material getting eaten by a giant crocodile. Please continue."

At the Olympic qualifiers for staring out the window

Humpty Dumpty counting sheep, and picturing them pushing him off his wall.

'It's a fine line between meditating and fantasying.'

Alice in Wonderland: The Mad Hatter Leaves the Court Room.

"We're not in Kansas anymore, Toto. They're using the metric system."

I'd rather be at home chewing on a bone

"Back row, day-dreaming, never put his hand up, that was your Dad."

"That one looks like... never mind it changed. That one kind of looks like... never mind, it also changed. That one... never mind."

Sheep eating dreamer

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice in Council

"I had a miraculous dream in which our list of questions all had answers."

"Whenever I try counting my flock I fall asleep."

Little Beverly Cards

'You talked about 'Fannie Mae' in your sleep again!'