Doggy Dreamland Enthusiast Gifts

If you have 5 dogs, 3 will be asleep.

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

Rusty starts to have very violent thoughts toward his tail.

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

Dog tricks. 'He's doing it right now. Dudley dreams in Technocolor!'

Around the Dogbox in 80 Days.

PET THEORIES

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

Cat king.

"What kind of 'best friend' expects you to pick up their sh*t?"

When Dogs Appear To Be Thinking.

"I wonder what he dreams about...Squirrels I bet."

"I've got the bowl, the bone, the big yard. I know I should be happy."

"I think I'm really getting the hang of this lucid dreaming thing."

Keep Off The Hay

'Today: The collective unconscious...'

'In the middle of the second movement, Rodney's worst fears were realized; Phillippe began to sing along.'

'you just don't get the idea of being a watchdog, do you?'

'Don't you miss the thrill of the chase?'

'Mommy didn't bring a stick. Boo Boo want to fetch a lipstick?'

When Pugs dream.

When dogs appear to be deep in thought.

'I'd like a puppy who's cute, playful, and can shoulder a lot of blame.'

'I'm afraid we already have a St. Bernard up here.'

Pavlov's Dream.

When sleeping dogs are left to lie.

A man walks three dogs at gunpoint

Dreaming pets.

'I'm sorry, but don't you think fetch is a little overrated?'

"Talking's ok but to me walking on your hind legs is simply taking anthropomorphism a bit too far."

"He said eat some grass and call him in the morning."

Walking the Dog.

'According to my owner, buying this home was cheaper than building me one.'

"Aw, so cute - scooter's running in his sleep again."