Canine Dream Enthusiast Gifts

When sleeping dogs are left to lie.

"Quick, start the car!"

Brian was very proud of his dog.

Barks in code.

'Fetch.'

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

"Hey Lady this is a sixty zone!"

Dog Nightmares

'I really don't think mouth-to-mouth wroks on fish, Ben.'

'Works every time.'

'She's just great with the children.'

Foster failure

Pet a Puppy

'He does lack social skills.'

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

'Fetching is a good thing...but there can be TOO MUCH of a good thing.'

10 K Tail-Chase

Rusty starts to have very violent thoughts toward his tail.

'Thank you for flying Canine Airlines. You can now sit on the furniture.'

'Burying things is his version of spring cleaning.'

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

Collies Without Borders

Around the Dogbox in 80 Days.

People who let their big dogs run around leash free and then say things like. . .

"A little help, please."

"Yes, one is a dog."

"Someone’s in the kitchen. Did you lock up my kibble?"

Canine Scentipede

"You can stop pulling, you knucklehead—I took your leash off ten minutes ago."