Dreamland Coder Gifts

'You had some nightmare: a misplaced DD override, an invalid concatenation, some other JCL errors ... '

'It was bound to happen - they're beginning to think like binary computers.'

"No one uses Facebook anymore. I'm on this new thing called make-believe."

Bill glanced up from his computer. It was dark outside. He smelled of BO. A little voice inside his head whispered, 'you should probably log off now.'

'Very well, I'll introduce you. Ego, meet ID. Now get back to work.'

Binary Man

Emily Dickinson Rebooted

Paw readings

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

'Here comes the 64-bit local bus.'

'The hardest thing is convincing the wife that when I'm staring out of the window I'm actually composing a tweet.'

"Which comes first, crawling or coding?"

"... And in the event of a sudden change in cabin pressure, please tweet with the hashtag #FeelinTheBreeze."

'Sheisse ... What ein dream!' - Freud

Open Source.

Progression of human writing, from chisled stone to computers until 2000 when the computer has blown up

Programmer Dreams

"Hey, Brian. I can't make it to the park today, but I'll be there in spirit."

Tha man who ventured too far into cyberspace begins to worry.

"I dreamed last night that I was furious at you for charging me for missing last week's session. What do you think it means?"

'Today: The collective unconscious...'

'It's for cutting and pasting.'

Modern Studying

50% looking at phone, 50% looking for phone

You.com

Master Humphrey's visionary friends

Rodin, the surfer.

'Can't talk now. I'm on a virtual holiday.'

Snowman and his pc.

'He's depressed because his make believe friend unfriended him on Facebook.'

"Curling up with a good book is one thing, but now you're taking a shelfie?"

Fly Space.

"She works best in hex mode."

"C'mon, I can't be expected to Carpe EVERY Diem."

"I had the strangest dream. I was suddenly in a room full of people, and I didn't have a stitch on."