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'You had some nightmare: a misplaced DD override, an invalid concatenation, some other JCL errors ... '

'It was bound to happen - they're beginning to think like binary computers.'

'Very well, I'll introduce you. Ego, meet ID. Now get back to work.'

Bill glanced up from his computer. It was dark outside. He smelled of BO. A little voice inside his head whispered, 'you should probably log off now.'

Binary Man

Emily Dickinson Rebooted

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

Paw readings

'Here comes the 64-bit local bus.'

"Which comes first, crawling or coding?"

'The hardest thing is convincing the wife that when I'm staring out of the window I'm actually composing a tweet.'

"... And in the event of a sudden change in cabin pressure, please tweet with the hashtag #FeelinTheBreeze."

'Sheisse ... What ein dream!' - Freud

Progression of human writing, from chisled stone to computers until 2000 when the computer has blown up

Open Source.

"Hey, Brian. I can't make it to the park today, but I'll be there in spirit."

Programmer Dreams

"I dreamed last night that I was furious at you for charging me for missing last week's session. What do you think it means?"

Tha man who ventured too far into cyberspace begins to worry.

'Today: The collective unconscious...'

'It's for cutting and pasting.'

Rodin, the surfer.

50% looking at phone, 50% looking for phone

You.com

Master Humphrey's visionary friends

Modern Studying

'Can't talk now. I'm on a virtual holiday.'

"I had the strangest dream. I was suddenly in a room full of people, and I didn't have a stitch on."

Siggy

"She works best in hex mode."

"C'mon, I can't be expected to Carpe EVERY Diem."

Snowman and his pc.

Fly Space.

"Curling up with a good book is one thing, but now you're taking a shelfie?"