Owners Of Dreamland T-Shirts

Insomnia Free Zone

Toadstools

'Today: The collective unconscious...'

"Obviously the price of this property is a reflection of it`s very desirable location."

Cavity wall insulation in a gingerbread house.

Master Humphrey's visionary friends

"Occupant, apartment 5C: Congratulations—you may already have won the all-electric Colonial split-level house of your dreams...."

#NationalPoetryDay

'Yes sir, I'll get my chief daydreamer onto it now.'

'Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?'

"I was just talking to Charlie Rose in my head."

The grass is always greener.

Bedtime Real Estate Distribution (for dog owners)

"Why is it that every time I stare mindlessly out the window you find something for me to do?"

'You are in a deep, deep sleep, when you awaken you will feel sweaty and exhausted...'

'It's from my stockbroker - he'd like to join us.'

"I've heard of sleepwalking but sleep bricklaying?"

'It's a fine line between meditating and fantasying.'

'And what makes you think there's a market for golden eggs?'

"This is where I get most of my negative thinking done."

"Kids say the finniest things."

"Whenever I try counting my flock I fall asleep."

Little Beverly Cards

Robinson Crusoe's lucky day.

New Player

Another promising young entrepreneur snuffed out by Big Lemonade

If you have 5 dogs, 3 will be asleep.

Sleep!

'Me, I don't believe in hoarding anymore: I invest in real estate...'

'Tell me professor, what is this cloning all about?'

"Let's go, Mets!"

'I've always felt that if Harold could just find a way to harness and focus all of that tremendous ennui, he'd do great things!'

"Oh, you know, the usual - just imagining what my co-workers look like naked."

"A penny for your thoughts."